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MrPin

Let's BRAG

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Now we all know who has posh sports cars, did 20 years in the SAS, a bathroom bigger than my house, and more certificates than Einstein. Go on show us!

I know we all have a tendency to BRAG, and I am no different. Especially on the internet, where it might all be bollocks.

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2 minutes ago, spygirl said:

I've met two dosbodders, in real life, years ago.

I have only met one, and I only realised recently via some PMs.

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1 minute ago, spygirl said:

Was this your MuMu phase?

It was my fat greedy cunt phase.

Mind looking back, I was a fucking amateur compared to some of the fat bastards you see these days...

 

XYY

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Just now, The XYY Man said:

It was my fat greedy cunt phase.

Mind looking back, I was a fucking amateur compared to some of the fat bastards you see these days...

 

XYY

There is a "competative eating" website, but it's mostly US based.

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8 minutes ago, spygirl said:

I've met two dosbodders, in real life, years ago.

Well come on cunt face, you can't not tell us who...!

 

XYY

Edited by The XYY Man

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1 minute ago, MrPin said:

There is a "competative eating" website, but it's mostly US based.

They are mad them bastads. 

I can also eat very hot curry - vindaloo and phal - and lick the plate clean...!

 

XYY

 

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Just now, Royston said:

My previous house was once owned by a pop star who had a No.1 hit.

A previous car was bought new by an actor in Emmerdale.

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1 minute ago, The XYY Man said:

They are mad them bastads. 

I can also eat very hot curry - vindaloo and phal - and lick the plate clean...!

 

XYY

 

I have had practice in India and Pakistan. I'll take you on. When I came back from Pakiland I still smelled of spices two days later, when I had my monthly bath.

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11 minutes ago, spygirl said:

I've met two dosbodders, in real life, years ago.

I think I remember on the off topic subforum once @DTMark trying to organise a meet up, circa 2012? :/

He sent me a PM as I said I was up for it but from memory I never replied to him, sorry Mark. I think that I was having a sh***y couple of weeks and just wanted to disappear under a rock at that time. :(

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50 minutes ago, UmBongo said:

I think I remember on the off topic subforum once @DTMark trying to organise a meet up, circa 2012? :/

He sent me a PM as I said I was up for it but from memory I never replied to him, sorry Mark. I think that I was having a sh***y couple of weeks and just wanted to disappear under a rock at that time. :(

You don't remember the picture of the table full of Budweiser bottles?

I don't have anything to brag about. I've not done shit with the breaks I've had in life. Still waiting for my road to Damascus moment that will make everything click. 

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4 minutes ago, The Generation Game said:

You don't remember the picture of the table full of Budweiser bottles?

I don't have anything to brag about. I've not done shit with the breaks I've had in life. Still waiting for my road to Damascus moment that will make everything click. 

Piston-da-Hooner needs a pilot. We have a plane, er, nearly. How does Air Chief Marshall sound to you?

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32 minutes ago, The Generation Game said:

You don't remember the picture of the table full of Budweiser bottles?

I don't have anything to brag about. I've not done shit with the breaks I've had in life. Still waiting for my road to Damascus moment that will make everything click. 

Why don't you try walking to Damascus and see what transpires?

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32 minutes ago, The XYY Man said:

I am the best practitioner of muff-diving a bitch could ever get between her legs...!

 

XYY

You could take yer teeth out and gum them off.

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6 minutes ago, Sasquatch said:

I bumped into Fish from Marillion in Santa Barbara, California in 1987. Had a nice chat and he invited me to their rehearsal the following day.

I turned up. They didn't. :(

 

Your ears are better for it. You could never un-forget that.

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I’ve got an eight inch penis. 
 

And before you say ‘only eight?’ That’s side to side.

2 hours ago, spygirl said:

I've met two dosbodders, in real life, years ago.

Were they everything you excitedly hoped them to be?

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