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51 minutes ago, sarahbell said:

Ordered one. It'll be here between 11 and 3pm today. Yeah right well it's not fucking turned up yet. I've tried every trick in the book including making lunch, taking my shoes off, lay on the sofa for a nap and still the bloody things not here.

If everything else failed then it's time for the failsafe heavy artillery. Get in the shower.

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52 minutes ago, sarahbell said:

Ordered one. It'll be here between 11 and 3pm today. Yeah right well it's not fucking turned up yet. I've tried every trick in the book including making lunch, taking my shoes off, lay on the sofa for a nap and still the bloody things not here.

You really thought you could outsmart them!

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Got held up the other day by a skip lorry collecting a full skip and dropping a new empty one off in a tight driveway where there was only enough room for one skip at a time, quite an ingenious process (well it impressed me anyway)...

-Pick up full skip and stack it into the empty skip on the back of the lorry

-Unload both skips off the lorry and drop on to the driveway

-Pick up the full skip out of the empty skip and load it back on to the lorry.

Sounds simple enough now but I bet it would have a few people scratching their heads over how to do it, a bit like the old conundrum of how to get the chicken, fox and sack of grain across the river.

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There's an awful lot more skips than usual coming and going round here, have been all through lockdown. I think people are having a good DIY/clear out, so the skip guys are run off their feet.

32 minutes ago, Funn3r said:

If everything else failed then it's time for the failsafe heavy artillery. Get in the shower.

I find going for a really major dump is the surefire method to get anything to arrive.

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