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GBDamo

Statistical Concerns.

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Over the years on this forum I don't recall any of the fillowing:-

Members dying in a plane crash.

Members dying in a car crash.

Members dying of cancer.

Members dying of heart disease.

In fact any members dying at all.

 

I'm slightly concerned that statistically it could be me, please allay my fears.

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Posted (edited)

Ghost Alert

Members, don't bother replying to this

It's another of those threads started by a ghost

Sad to see they have gone, but that's what they got for eating a KFC

Edited by Hopeful

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13 minutes ago, GBDamo said:

Over the years on this forum I don't recall any of the fillowing:-

Members dying in a plane crash.

Members dying in a car crash.

Members dying of cancer.

Members dying of heart disease.

In fact any members dying at all.

 

I'm slightly concerned that statistically it could be me, please allay my fears.

On the upside nobody has won the lottery.

It could be you.

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18 minutes ago, GBDamo said:

Over the years on this forum I don't recall any of the fillowing:-

Members dying in a plane crash.

Members dying in a car crash.

Members dying of cancer.

Members dying of heart disease.

In fact any members dying at all.

 

I'm slightly concerned that statistically it could be me, please allay my fears.

How do you know nobody has died ? 

They're highly unlikely to start a thread on the subject to let us all know :Old:

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12 minutes ago, Hopeful said:

Ghost Alert

Members, don't bother replying to this

It's another of those threads started by a ghost

Sad to see they have gone, but that's what they got for eating a KFC

Fuck me, didn't think I could be gone already.

And is this haunting what is

4 minutes ago, Frank Hovis said:

On the upside nobody has won the lottery.

It could be you.

Much longer odds, everyone will shuffle off eventually but few win the lottery.

Even fewer who don't play it.

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26 minutes ago, GBDamo said:

Over the years on this forum I don't recall any of the fillowing:-

Members dying in a plane crash.

Members dying in a car crash.

Members dying of cancer.

Members dying of heart disease.

In fact any members dying at all.

 

I'm slightly concerned that statistically it could be me, please allay my fears.

Nah. You might die of one of those things, but not all of them. Stop worrying.

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36 minutes ago, GBDamo said:

Over the years on this forum I don't recall any of the fillowing:-

Members dying in a plane crash.

Members dying in a car crash.

Members dying of cancer.

Members dying of heart disease.

In fact any members dying at all.

 

I'm slightly concerned that statistically it could be me, please allay my fears.

Several friends on the tw. Website on lse died in the 3/5 years I was on it .and it’s almost a bi monthly event that someone I know dies from my metal detecting circle of friends.however most have not been close friends just people I’ve had beer a burgers with around a campfire .also most were from 50/70 so not unexpected 

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Just now, NewryH said:

Maybe i have and pay a lacky to do my forum posting.

 

Does your lackey charge you extra "danger money" per hour if you don't have me on "ignore"...?

 

XYY

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18 hours ago, GBDamo said:

Over the years on this forum I don't recall any of the fillowing:-

Members dying in a plane crash.

Members dying in a car crash.

Members dying of cancer.

Members dying of heart disease.

In fact any members dying at all.

 

I'm slightly concerned that statistically it could be me, please allay my fears.

It's because this whole forum and every post in it is the work of an Artificial Intelligence researcher. The posts are all generated by a computer, in response to events from news sites.

AI's not quite there yet which is why we talk about the same shit for year after year.

;)

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I am on a couple of lesser forums (fora 9_9) where it has been announced people have died. Also there have been the passing of a number of bloggers I read and liked: Anna Raccoon and Capt. Ranty.

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10 minutes ago, JoeDavola said:

It's because this whole forum and every post in it is the work of an Artificial Intelligence researcher. The posts are all generated by a computer, in response to events from news sites.

AI's not quite there yet which is why we talk about the same shit for year after year.

;)

It's quite fun spotting the posters that are AI's and the posters that are paid by someone to push a certain angle, and the random normos, and the deep DOSBODDERS, etc etc.

 

Keeps me busy.

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12 minutes ago, JoeDavola said:

It's because this whole forum and every post in it is the work of an Artificial Intelligence researcher. The posts are all generated by a computer, in response to events from news sites.

AI's not quite there yet which is why we talk about the same shit for year after year.

;)

May the Farce be with you! I sometimes wonder. I post my own experiences, which are facts, and not ficts..:S

 

Spunko will get a PhD out of this.

Edited by MrPin

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It does raise an interesting question of how the fuck would we know if someone dies.

For many of us we don't want the outside world knowing our presence here, although we'd give less of a fuck about people knowing our innermost thoughts if we're dead.

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2 minutes ago, JoeDavola said:

It does raise an interesting question of how the fuck would we know if someone dies.

For many of us we don't want the outside world knowing our presence here, although we'd give less of a fuck about people knowing our innermost thoughts if we're dead.

My best mate has the kill switch for my membership of this site.  


He's to hunt down the top 20 posters by writing style and murder them as they know too much.

Except XYY man

He's going to hunt him down by arsehole analysis.

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1 hour ago, wherebee said:

It's quite fun spotting the posters that are AI's and the posters that are paid by someone to push a certain angle, and the random normos, and the deep DOSBODDERS, etc etc.

 

Keeps me busy.

Would you like to tell me more about being kept busy.

Edited by Kilham
Even bots make mistakes

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2 hours ago, wherebee said:

It's quite fun spotting the posters that are AI's and the posters that are paid by someone to push a certain angle, and the random normos, and the deep DOSBODDERS, etc etc.

 

Keeps me busy.

Well let's see your list then Schindler...

 

XYY

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2 hours ago, JoeDavola said:

It does raise an interesting question of how the fuck would we know if someone dies.

For many of us we don't want the outside world knowing our presence here, although we'd give less of a fuck about people knowing our innermost thoughts if we're dead.

Simple. They just post on the fallback Twitter account. Oh. 

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