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1 hour ago, Dave Bloke said:

She's drunk. She can't give consent it says so in the poster.

Yet apparently, under certain circumstances, a 13yo girl can.

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7 minutes ago, Wight Flight said:

How old are they and do they like posh Surrey boys?

(Asking for some relatives)

Come back and ask again in roughly six and eight years' time, respectively. The posh bit might be a turn-off, but who am I to judge their tastes?

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1 minute ago, LC1 said:

Should we all be made to do it standing up? O.o

 

Oh, you mean lying! ;)

I’m going the pub fuck it I will be back later with even worse spelling and punctu thingy

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1 hour ago, Alex said:

Come back and ask again in roughly six and eight years' time, respectively. The posh bit might be a turn-off, but who am I to judge their tastes?

Ah - you are just coming up to the difficult stage of parenting girls.

(So I am told)

 

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1 hour ago, Alonso Quijano said:

Got an email from PRS today; there is a campaign 50:50 to equalise the genders in the music industry (notwithstanding more men get into bands and slog away; more men are writers and composers - perhaps it's the mental wiring). However, without any irony the group photo with the article had 6 women and 3 men.

It's not about equality it is about diminishing talented men, and elevating perhaps lesser talented women in their place.

Art is surely about popularity and bums on seats? Quotas can't work.

Didn't they get the memo that there are more than 2 genders? 

Edited by The Generation Game 🙌

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3 hours ago, JoeDavola said:

 

I am convinced that there is a large percentage of women who don't actually give a fuck about men i.e. they have no empathy or care for them. They treat men as a utility

I got hurt big time after realising that the massive effort (put my life/ career on hold and moved to her country to learn her language) I put into a relationship wasnt reciprocated or appreciated. Saw the following meme and thought, that sums it up nicely- she was only after someone to be a husband and a father, rather than it being me that she wanted to spend her life with. Even stated bluntly that she expected me to earn well. I'm so happy we didnt get married, pretty sure it wouldn't have worked out. 

 

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3 hours ago, JoeDavola said:

And check this out while you're at it. Seriously....you'll not believe what you're seeing. Fucking ghouls...

 

The two on the left seem to be a bit uncomfortable with it. It's insane that this us deemed appropriate for TV... paints the image that you can treat men like shit as they should be strong enough to cope with it. No wonder the Male suicide rate is much higher. 

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20 minutes ago, UnconventionalWisdom said:

No wonder the Male suicide rate is much higher

It's one of the many things we're much better at.

And we don't do a half-arsed attempt for attention / sympathy / control. Bitch.

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2 minutes ago, mooncat69 said:

It's one of the many things we're much better at.

And we don't do a half-arsed attempt for attention / sympathy / control. Bitch.

You’ve not met my ex have you?  It’s not a purely female trait, trust me. O.o

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37 minutes ago, Wight Flight said:

Ah - you are just coming up to the difficult stage of parenting girls.

(So I am told)

 

I'm hoping that the time and effort I've put in over the past 12 years will make the coming epoch easier to manage, but only time (and their distant future counselling bills) will tell.

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1 minute ago, Alex said:

I'm hoping that the time and effort I've put in over the past 12 years will make the coming epoch easier to manage, but only time (and their distant future counselling bills) will tell.

As a wise person once said, with boys you just have to worry about one dick out on the town. With girls, you have to worry about every dick in town.

Soz.

PS Get them to leave home as soon as possible. What the eye doesn't see and all that ...

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42 minutes ago, UnconventionalWisdom said:

I got hurt big time after realising that the massive effort (put my life/ career on hold and moved to her country to learn her language) I put into a relationship wasnt reciprocated or appreciated. Saw the following meme and thought, that sums it up nicely- she was only after someone to be a husband and a father, rather than it being me that she wanted to spend her life with. Even stated bluntly that she expected me to earn well. I'm so happy we didnt get married, pretty sure it wouldn't have worked out. 

 

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You basically realised Briffault's law:

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The female, not the male, determines all the conditions of the animal family. Where the female can derive no benefit from association with the male, no such association takes place.

There are a few corollaries:

1. Past benefit provided by the male does not provide for continued or future association.

2. Any agreement where the male provides a current benefit in return for a promise of future association is null and void as soon as the male has provided the benefit (see corollary 1)

 

 

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50 minutes ago, UnconventionalWisdom said:

 you can treat men like shit as they should be strong enough to cope with it. No wonder the Male suicide rate is much higher. 

I don't know many people, but I know two blokes who have killed themselves.

I know no women who've killed themselves but several who have been diagnosed with various mental disorders, and whilst it's not something to be ashamed of they constantly tell the world about their diagnosis as if makes them more interesting and deep than the average pleb. 

2 minutes ago, MrPin said:

Why lie?

If I told you I wouldn't lie, would you believe me?

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5 minutes ago, JoeDavola said:

If I told you I wouldn't lie, would you believe me?

Why lie to anyone? Anyone reasonably clever will see through it. Idon't lie because I don't have to. I don't really talk to horrible women because I like the good ones better. I think my woman chasing days are behind me. I am likely to be chased by a grey haired lady in an elextric wheelchair.

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10 hours ago, MrPin said:

Why lie to anyone? Anyone reasonably clever will see through it. Idon't lie because I don't have to. I don't really talk to horrible women because I like the good ones better. I think my woman chasing days are behind me. I am likely to be chased by a grey haired lady in an elextric wheelchair.

Coming right at yer turnip-head.

Buckle-up - this could be a bumpy ride...

 

Mrs XYY

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1 hour ago, Mrs XYY said:

Coming right at yer turnip-head.

Buckle-up - this could be a bumpy ride...

 

Mrs XYY

Don't tell your husband. I may have to bleach his arsehole again, as penance.

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Posted (edited)

"Hi, I'm Chad. But I'm also good at DIY and I want to settle down. Yes, I do own my own house, you think I'd be using a fucking spirit level in a rental? Silly girl. Join eHarmony now to find a solvent, devoted, genetically superior stud who will put your shelves up for you."

 

Edited by JoeDavola

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On 10/07/2019 at 14:48, The XYY Man said:

Easington Colliery was what you looked-up. Easington Village is expensive. Not by Southern standards perhaps, but it's all relative. It's all just Easington to outsiders, but locals know the difference.

And stay away from my wife, or I'll box your ears...!

;)

 

XYY

Kicked a door down once in Easington Colliery, proper shit hole. The village is nice, been in the Half Moon at the top of the green a few times, decent place. 

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1 minute ago, Mr Miyagi said:

Kicked a door down once in Easington Colliery, proper shit hole. The village is nice, been in the Half Moon at the top of the green a few times, decent place. 

:)

Nice to see you Mr Miyagi, you really should post more on here mate.

There are houses behind the Half Moon that change hands for daft money up here - but would have a Southerner coming in his/her undies...!

I bought a terraced house in the B Streets of the Colliery in 1992 for eight grand.

If the door you kicked-in was in Bolam Street and the brand-new boiler was missing, I know where it ended-up...

;)

 

XYY

 

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1 minute ago, The XYY Man said:

:)

Nice to see you Mr Miyagi, you really should post more on here mate.

There are houses behind the Half Moon that change hands for daft money up here - but would have a Southerner coming in his/her undies...!

I bought a terraced house in the B Streets of the Colliery in 1992 for eight grand.

If the door you kicked-in was in Bolam Street and the brand-new boiler was missing, I know where it ended-up...

;)

 

XYY

 

I 'll bet he chipped in your boiler at the scappies, at Easington for a few lines of Columbian powder.

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17 minutes ago, MrPin said:

I 'll bet he chipped in your boiler at the scappies, at Easington for a few lines of Columbian powder.

I have no idea what you are talking about Mr Escobar...

 

XYY

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