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Just saw this one of the few times I check Fb. I think she’s trying to signal that she might be available.. 

I would wager that even in today’s low T age there’s no man who’d be going out with a girl and tolerate this kind of public out down.

She’s a four so I reckon this is some kind of weird, I can pull blokes, and I’m looking for more blokes thing. An exercise in achieving validation that will not come to fruition 

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4 hours ago, sam1994 said:

She’s a four so I reckon this is some kind of weird, I can pull blokes, and I’m looking for more blokes thing. An exercise in achieving validation that will not come to fruition

Oh it will. A woman who's a 4 gets far more offers than a man who's a 6 or a 7.

Buy anyway, time for a classic George Calrin joke:

"I never had sex with a ten, but I have fucked 5 two's..."

;)

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83-year-old ‘Tinder Granny’ ready for love after decades of one-night stands

 

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After decades of canoodling with boy toys on Tinder, 83-year-old Hattie Wiener of Hell’s Kitchen is ready to settle down with a partner for life. However, she’s not entirely shedding her cougar ways  — her prospective paramour still needs to be at least 20 years her junior.

“I really want one man,” says the grandmother of three. Reportedly, she’d always intended to use Tinder as a soul-mate finder, but it only led to a series of one-night stands, according to Barcroft. In a video for the site, she admits that “Tinder provides a steady stream of men,” but it’s high time for her to settle down.

“I didn’t want to get a man on a dating site, but then I kept hearing people get men and lifemates and marriage partners and everything — that it could get serious — so I figured, ‘Let me give it a try.’ ”

Specifically, the randy gran desires a partner who’s “turned on by me, and I’m turned on by him,” Wiener tells Barcroft TV.

 

https://nypost.com/2019/11/27/83-year-old-tinder-granny-ready-for-love-after-decades-of-one-night-stands/

 

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Good for Hattie.

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1 hour ago, One percent said:

Way he talks, he has got to be far younger and better looking than that (in his own mind of course). 

:) Still good from the neck down. Bit grizzled. 

Take some HRT and mail me a well-worn scarf, I’ll give you a mark out of 10. ;)

As for the poor old biddy, who reminds me of the old dears pawing at the muscled young African workers in the old folks homes, if it was a choice between her and you and your pegging thingy, she’d get it. 

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7740313/Katie-Price-demands-ex-husbands-Peter-Andre-Kieran-Hayler-pay-back.html

  • Sources claim the star, 41, wants money for Peter and Kieran after having 'bankrolled them for years'
  • They added that it is 'payback time' after Katie spent 'a fortune falling in love with the wrong men'
  • Katie was declared bankrupt on Tuesday and then ordered to pay Alex Reid £140,000 in legal fees 
  • This was because she allegedly showed sex tape footage of him to studio audience 

Why was she not jailed for the revenge porn/sex tape?

Blokes get jailed.

 

 

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1 hour ago, spunko said:

Bit of a thread crosser. I was reading about "Bald and Bankrupt" on Youtube, seems to have had a colourful life pre-Youtube with being a so-called PUA (crime of crimes). Was accused of rape, but found not guilty, and wrote this, which I thought was quite insightful.

 

 

It’s very risky out there a friend was recently suspended for a rape accusation ie he had to tell work because of what our job is luckily it was full pay for 3 weeks whilst the police investigated she Tried to blackmail him  basicly ie I tell your wife and tell the police you raped me she told the police his pc his phone all taken his wife found out and when the charges were dropped he said are you arresting her now for lying the answer was no she has mental health issues .....get out of jail card

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On 02/12/2019 at 23:58, The XYY Man said:

I am lost for words.

The world truly has gone fucking insane...

 

XYY

There are so many complex ways of people drawing attention to themselves on the web, plots within plots, it's difficult to know if that woman is being serious.

So in her mind, her clients should pay money to have sex with her and pay maximum attention to her pleasure? xD 

I knew a bloke who got into whoring a bit, he said what he liked about it was that he felt liberated from any pressure to make them cum - guess he would have been the wrong kind of client for her!

 

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And regarding the false rape allegation earlier:

1. I'm not sure I'd have the strength to cope with that amount of stress for several months. If not a suicide risk I think I'd have a total breakdown; I completely understand why some men don't recover fully from it - but this isn't acknowledged by the law.

2. I don't want to know, but fucking hell is spit-roasting someone with a mate in any way a 'normal' thing? Last thing I want to see when I'm shagging someone is my mate at the other end. Fucking horrible.

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1 hour ago, spunko said:

Was accused of rape, but found not guilty, and wrote this, which I thought was quite insightful.

 

Not sure if I’ve told the story here or not, but happen to a guy I shared a house with. Fortunately for me I was away the weekend, as I’m sure I would have been accused as well had I been there.   

Long story short, after all of the interviews, DNA tests and what not, it was dropped, because, they hadn’t actually had sex.  

Policeman told the guy he was lucky to get away with it.  oh yeah, real lucky to be falsely accused.  
 

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39 minutes ago, stokiescum said:

 he said are you arresting her now for lying the answer was no she has mental health issues .....get out of jail card

False allegations are so, so common. I've been on the end of them (dv not rape) and know many, many others who have as well (through a support group I used to go to). 

The problem is as long as no action is taken against the false accusers, it's going to continue, and keep escalating, so not only do many innocent men get completely shafted, but real victims also suffer for it as people become far less inclined to believe them. I've no idea what the political thinking behind encouraging false allegations is, or whether the people who make the decisions to do nothing about it genuinely are that dim that they can't see the consequences. Broadly, I think it's just that the people who could be clamping down on false allegations are just too lazy and self-interested to do so - it would be difficult to do because of the batshit mental self-interest pressure groups, so they don't bother doing it.

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The Bald and Bankrupt guy always seems to have women chatting him up as he's trying to do his video. He usually sort of dismisses them as "Russian Grannies" but I would some of them. 

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3 minutes ago, AlfredTheLittle said:

False allegations are so, so common. I've been on the end of them (dv not rape) and know many, many others who have as well (through a support group I used to go to). 

The problem is as long as no action is taken against the false accusers, it's going to continue, and keep escalating, so not only do many innocent men get completely shafted, but real victims also suffer for it as people become far less inclined to believe them. I've no idea what the political thinking behind encouraging false allegations is, or whether the people who make the decisions to do nothing about it genuinely are that dim that they can't see the consequences. Broadly, I think it's just that the people who could be clamping down on false allegations are just too lazy and self-interested to do so - it would be difficult to do because of the batshit mental self-interest pressure groups, so they don't bother doing it.

There was Sam Harris podcast not too long ago where he described being at dinner with a high-end London barrister who mainly specialised in rape cases.

He asked him, in his professional opinion, how many of them he thought were actually guilty. 

"Oh, about 40 - 50%". 

I just about dropped my fucking coffee at that.

Never been accused of anything as serious but I have been on the receiving end of some absolutely sociopathic women whose lies did get me into trouble at work. Even my boss knew they were full of shit but had to go through the motions. This was a while back, nowadays, I'd probably be sacked as a potential liability.

I've been very wary ever since.

 

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26 minutes ago, JoeDavola said:

 

2. I don't want to know, but fucking hell is spit-roasting someone with a mate in any way a 'normal' thing? Last thing I want to see when I'm shagging someone is my mate at the other end. Fucking horrible.

Bisexuality by proxy.

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2 minutes ago, dgul said:

Bisexuality by proxy.

I think that probably is the case in planned spit-roasts, but in this case it was a spontaneous thing, maybe they thought saying 'I'll go first while you wait outside' might kill the mood.

Just when you think you know all there is to know about perversion something new pops up, as it were. I was looking at some of the pics of an attractive 'older lady' who I noticed on one of the threads here.

I did an image search and found a fully clothed one, not at all dodgy. But it was part of some forum where men phone each other up and describe to each other what they are doing to said celebrity during an imaginary spit-roast!  What the...?? Is this even 'a thing'?

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35 minutes ago, JoeDavola said:

And regarding the false rape allegation earlier:

1. I'm not sure I'd have the strength to cope with that amount of stress for several months. If not a suicide risk I think I'd have a total breakdown; I completely understand why some men don't recover fully from it - but this isn't acknowledged by the law.

2. I don't want to know, but fucking hell is spit-roasting someone with a mate in any way a 'normal' thing? Last thing I want to see when I'm shagging someone is my mate at the other end. Fucking horrible.

IIRC this is what happened with those rugby players.  With the roastee then crying rape, but the jury rejecting her claim.

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I was arrested for a serious offence back in the 90s (more serious than rape) and you really do begin to doubt yourself once in the Police Station. Interview after interview, sat there in your Tyvek paper suit, hallucinating with tiredness and shock in your cell, trying to stay 'no comment' when every question is crying out for you to reply. I can believe that people make false admissions. But his mother and his friends asking him 'did you do it'. That is disgusting behavior, I had that just once and nearly hit the bloke.

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