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So... I tidied the flat. Stocked up on johnnies, wine, ect... Invited her over to the flat before we headed out, but she suggested just meeting outside the apartment block. Fair enough, I wa

Actually no, you have it the wrong way around. The gist of this thread is that women should go after men who have higher standards. Such things as having respect for women, having a decent educat

Arguably it's unfair on the parents too. Fine if you cannot afford to move out but a lot of people just prefer to stay at home. I moved out the moment I turned 18 - fuck hanging around 'til you're in

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14 minutes ago, swiss_democracy_for_all said:

No wonder you prefer sheep now. 

 

Sheep? That’s TMT, I’m more of a Moose man according to XYY.

Being serious for a moment, I don’t recall ever meeting anyone of the bizarre, warped dimensions of that woman 30 years back. Anyone that shape would have been considered seriously ill back then I suspect.

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2 minutes ago, TheBlueCat said:

Sheep? That’s TMT, I’m more of a Moose man according to XYY.

Being serious for a moment, I don’t recall ever meeting anyone of the bizarre, warped dimensions of that woman 30 years back. Anyone that shape would have been considered seriously ill back then I suspect.

Oh sorry, I misread your post as being one of Bedrag's!

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34 minutes ago, maffo said:

Apparently Ulrika is on bumble? I suspect it's a fake profile but the location was listed as Cholsey which I am fairly certain is where she has an Oxfordshire home? Myself and the lads on site have all installed bumble and swiped on her, will update with any''results'' 😆😆😆

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"Sick of the games"... and "ready to settle down"? ;)

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On 18/02/2021 at 15:23, maffo said:

Apparently Ulrika is on bumble? I suspect it's a fake profile but the location was listed as Cholsey which I am fairly certain is where she has an Oxfordshire home? Myself and the lads on site have all installed bumble and swiped on her, will update with any''results'' 😆😆😆

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We don't appear to have lined up any dates yet! xD

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On 18/02/2021 at 15:23, maffo said:

Apparently Ulrika is on bumble? I suspect it's a fake profile but the location was listed as Cholsey which I am fairly certain is where she has an Oxfordshire home? Myself and the lads on site have all installed bumble and swiped on her, will update with any''results'' 😆😆😆

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Pisser if it’s true

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Johnson is now on Tinder as well:

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In an interview with The Sun, the mother-of-four said: 'I have many confessions but I will stick to this: I set my age range of potential suitors at 26 to 50. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9290127/Ulrika-Jonsson-53-joined-dating-app-Tinder.html

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She's 53 and won't accept any men over 50.

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Result of an experiment.

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As you probably know, the first two rules of Tinder are:

  1. Be attractive
  2. Don’t be unattractive

With that in mind, I set out to find two people who follow these rules to a dot.

Unfortunately, it turns out model agencies don’t bother even responding to inquiries about having some of their talent create Tinder accounts for a test.

Fortunately, a couple of acquaintances who fit the bill have agreed to help, as long as their pictures aren’t published. Let’s call them John and Jane. They have been in a relationship (with each other) for years and have both never been on Tinder before.

First off, J&J read our guide on what kind of pictures to use on Tinder and had some of their better choices tested on photofeeler. Finally they created their Tinder accounts from six great pictures, the same Job (Lawyer), and the same bio:

“Hi, just moved here for an exciting career opportunity and don’t really know any good places to eat yet. Any recommendations?”.

Then they purchased Tinder Gold, so we could count their likes and experiment with different locations.

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Jesus.

This guy also used boost! 

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