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Just now, Chewing Grass said:

That's a Seagull that has been dining on McDonalds leftovers in Hartlepool, its just ripped on growth hormones.

It's basically what they are. Very large gulls.

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24 minutes ago, spygirl said:

Waaa. Waa waa waa waa 

Derr da  dum dum

Derr da dum dum.

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https://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/people/rare-albatross-seen-yorkshire-coast-2903285?fbclid=IwAR2CzNtj_jAXcvHcsgWNGm4W6W6Asb5OTmjRK3hyyhXHCdpwF--pJCYYvF4

I'm off albatross hunting.

It's going to look fucking great in the space next to my stuffed  doodoo.

 

 

Your not a sailor then?

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1 hour ago, Chewing Grass said:

That's a Seagull that has been dining on McDonalds leftovers in Hartlepool, its just ripped on growth hormones.

Steroids.

41 minutes ago, The XYY Man said:

Sort of.

He's Captain Cack-pipe - a sailor of the windward passage...

 

XYY

I'm glad my coble does not have wheels. Stop you nasties knocking them.

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1 hour ago, The Masked Tulip said:

More end of the world stuff.

The last time one was seen over the UK a Maxwell fell off a boat.

North is south. South is north.

Last trumpeter blows.

54 minutes ago, Rare Bear said:

Your not a sailor then?

Fisher.

Odds are good though.

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2 minutes ago, spygirl said:

Steroids.

I'm glad my coble does not have wheels. Stop you nasties knocking them.

:)

That was a blast from the past - I've not heard anyone round here say that for at least thirty years. 

Maybe we should start a thread on obscure local slang terms...?

 

XYY

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2 minutes ago, The XYY Man said:

:)

That was a blast from the past - I've not heard anyone round here say that for at least thirty years. 

Maybe we should start a thread on obscure local slang terms...?

 

XYY

That's cause noone speaks to you, after bringing shame to the North east.

 

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9 minutes ago, The XYY Man said:

:)

That was a blast from the past - I've not heard anyone round here say that for at least thirty years. 

Maybe we should start a thread on obscure local slang terms...?

 

XYY

What's a coble then? I only got O level in Geordie, which ain't Sunderland.

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1 hour ago, MrPin said:

It's basically what they are. Very large gulls.

Dear oh dear Sooty.

Albatriiies are a member of the Procellariiformes order. Petrols, shearwaters.

Its actually a fucking big fulmar.

I know this, as we used to go egging on the cliff, where theres a fulmar colony.

Fulmars puke an oily fishy gut dregs on predators.

We use to come home, covered in fulmar sick and my sister would say - spys been puked on by a dwarf albatross.

 

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1 minute ago, spygirl said:

Dear oh dear Sooty.

Albatriiies are a member of the Procellariiformes order. Petrols, shearwaters.

Its actually a fucking big fulmar.

I know this, as we used to go egging on the cliff, where theres a fulmar colony.

Fulmars puke an oily fishy gut dregs on predators.

We use to come home, covered in fulmar sick and my sister would say - spys been puked on by a dwarf albatross.

 

Fuck off Tony Soper...! 

You just googled that...

 

XYY

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3 minutes ago, MrPin said:

What's a coble then? I only got O level in Geordie, which ain't Sunderland.

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Like boobs, they can be big n little.

Just now, The XYY Man said:

Fuck off Tony Soper...! 

You just googled that...

 

XYY

No, I know fulmar are tiny albatri.

I just looked up the order, so I could be sneeringly superior to Sooty.

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5 minutes ago, The XYY Man said:

Extremely small fishing boat - one man, with oars as the only propulsion method.

 

XYY

They had sails.

All the old farts in Brid are going back to sails.

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I'd guess theres so many wessie smacks heads in town they got fed up of going to cash converters to get their outboard back.

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