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The Great Masturbate


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The XYY Man

Q. What's the difference between an egg and a wank...?

A. You can't beat a wank...

 

XYY

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Is it just me that was hoping this was related to the fight the fat campaign.

I propose Prof Pantsdown to present the research.

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sarahbell

Do no one thought this through. The great debate about masks... that'd do instead.

Who'll be off to Pen Island?

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ashestoashes
5 hours ago, The XYY Man said:

Q. What's the difference between an egg and a wank...?

A. You can't beat a wank...

 

XYY

A. one came first

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Funn3r
22 hours ago, The XYY Man said:

Q. What's the difference between an egg and a wank...?

A. You can't beat a wank...

 

XYY

You messed this up you Jordie muppet

The punchline is supposed to be "You can beat an egg" 

The humor being in the mental process initiated in the listener to work out "but you can't beat a wank" 

Oh nevermind

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MrXxxx
2 minutes ago, Funn3r said:

You messed this up you Jordie muppet

The punchline is supposed to be "You can beat an egg" 

The humor being in the mental process initiated in the listener to work out "but you can't beat a wank" 

Oh nevermind

I just assumed with @xyy being `North of Watford` the punchline was lost in translation! :-)

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3 minutes ago, MrXxxx said:

I just assumed with @xyy being `North of Watford` the punchline was lost in translation! :-)

I think jokes must have genres just like music. Another one from same genre and similarly vulnerable to punchline failure :

What's the difference between a light and a hard? 

 

 

You can sleep with a light on. 

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MrPin
17 hours ago, sarahbell said:

Do no one thought this through. The great debate about masks... that'd do instead.

Who'll be off to Pen Island?

There used to be a penisland website, that sold pens.

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1 minute ago, MrPin said:

There used to be a penisland website, that sold pens.

It didn't sell land?

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Just now, unregistered_guest said:

It didn't sell land?

There was also a web based expert site called expertsexchange. Some people don't think when they choose a domain.

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