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Birthday present shopping for other half..


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Very hard. Married for 29 years and Ive either already done it, wouldnt do it or have tried it and had my head bitten off for it.

New bag & new belt perhaps? it'll be like a new hoover

You should have married someone like me then?   I truly hate presents (getting and giving) ...and surprise presents are the worst!   Married 33 yrs in a few weeks time. Never did p

Just now, Melchett said:

Very hard. Married for 29 years and Ive either already done it, wouldnt do it or have tried it and had my head bitten off for it.

O.o

My 25 th wedding Anniversary  past without comment. No comment whatsoever. o.O
it was at that point i realised just what a selfish, self absorbed tosser he is.  

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10 minutes ago, One percent said:

Ffs. Be romantic. Take her away for the weekend, wine and dine, buy her some bling.  How fucking hard is it?  

With kids in tow? 
 

I’ll take her for a nice meal (with kids),  but that won’t count for a thing when it comes to opening the presents.

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3 minutes ago, One percent said:

My 25 th wedding Anniversary  past without comment. No comment whatsoever. o.O
it was at that point i realised just what a selfish, self absorbed tosser he is.

That was what I got for my birthday..  feck all.   But that was what I asked for,  I’m not remotely interested in presents for the sake of presents.

For my other half it’s something she still gets excited about o.O

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1 minute ago, Libspero said:

That was what I got for my birthday..  feck all.   But that was what I asked for,  I’m not remotely interested in presents for the sake of presents.

For my other half it’s something she still gets excited about o.O

Okay get something that is only for opening after kids hours.   If you get my drift.

Kids do not kill passion... Adult behaviour does.

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2 minutes ago, Libspero said:

That was what I got for my birthday..  feck all.   But that was what I asked for,  I’m not remotely interested in presents for the sake of presents.

For my other half it’s something she still gets excited about o.O

A fucking bunch of flowers for our 25th or a card....   o.O

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2 minutes ago, Covid19 and life to go said:

Okay get something that is only for opening after kids hours.   If you get my drift.

Thought of that..  but..  imagine this conversation:

[on phone to family / sisters]:   What did Libspero get you for your birthday?

There’s two answers:

a). A sex swing and a riding crop

b). Err..   nothing

Neither is going to go down well with the in-laws.

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4 minutes ago, Libspero said:

Thought of that..  but..  imagine this conversation:

[on phone to family / sisters]:   What did Libspero get you for your birthday?

There’s two answers:

a). A sex swing and a riding crop

b). Err..   nothing

Neither is going to go down well with the in-laws.

Any chance of expanding on that with an explanation of what it is? Or do I need to ask @The Masked Tulip

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5 minutes ago, Libspero said:

Thought of that..  but..  imagine this conversation:

[on phone to family / sisters]:   What did Libspero get you for your birthday?

There’s two answers:

a). A sex swing and a riding crop

b). Err..   nothing

Neither is going to go down well with the in-laws.

In that case, go full in and get her one of these mothers:

https://www.amazon.ca/Jet-Black-Mamba-19-25-Dildo/dp/B07SH9CMB2

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Just now, One percent said:

Any chance of expanding on that with an explanation of what it is? Or do I need to ask @The Masked Tulip

 

Sex swings are great. Everyone should at least try one, if not own one. You need good ceiling beams. Always buy quality. Pay a bit more. Lots of cheap nasty ones for sale.

What are we talking about?

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2 minutes ago, Libspero said:

It goes with the existing flying helmet and wet celery..

o.O

2 minutes ago, The Masked Tulip said:

 

Sex swings are great. Everyone should at least try one, if not own one. You need good ceiling beams. Always buy quality. Pay a bit more. Lots of cheap nasty ones for sale.

What are we talking about?

Fuck knows. That’s why I asked in the first place. xD

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