Am I Being Unreasonable ? - Blokes Version

[Libspero 12,629]

Dear DOSBODS,

Last night I was snooping on my wife’s phone (checking out her hot mates holiday bikini shots on Facebook),  and I discovered she “liked” a post stating “all men should have their bollocks chopped off”.

Apart from this one post she’s a great wife and mother,  plus she looks stunning for her age and fucks like a pron star.  I’m so conflicted and don’t know what to do..  should I leave her?

 

 

Edited October 8 by spunko

[Melchett 8,098]

4 minutes ago, Libspero said:

Dear DOSBODS,

Last night I was snooping on my wife’s phone (checking out her hot mates holiday bikini shots on Facebook),  and I discovered she “liked” a post stating “all men should have their bollocks chopped off”.

Apart from this one post she’s a great wife and mother,  plus she looks stunning for her age and fucks like a pron star.  I’m so conflicted and don’t know what to do..  should I leave her?

 

Of course you should.

Then elevate one of your 'plates' to 'regular' status to fill the gap.

[Royston 1,427]

LTB

[unregistered_guest 6,909]

Didn't want to read and run. Just marking my place in this thread.

[Gets knitting out]

[ashestoashes 8,471]

if she's got you wearing her clothes then the balls in her court as it were

[The Masked Tulip 49,191]

Feck! Always when I have just started my evening meal.

[The XYY Man 19,750]

2 hours ago, Libspero said:

Dear DOSBODS,

Last night I was snooping on my wife’s phone (checking out her hot mates holiday bikini shots on Facebook),  and I discovered she “liked” a post stating “all men should have their bollocks chopped off”.

Apart from this one post she’s a great wife and mother,  plus she looks stunning for her age and fucks like a pron star.  I’m so conflicted and don’t know what to do..  should I leave her?

 

Now as much as I found that post hilarious, I now look forward to witnessing the torrent of abuse the original poster gets from the same people who have previously expressed the opinion that posting a picture of your arse makes you a fucking paedophile...

 

XYY

Edited October 7 by The XYY Man

[Burned Out 352]

2 hours ago, Libspero said:

Apart from this one post she’s a great wife and mother,  plus she looks stunning for her age and fucks like a pron star.  I’m so conflicted and don’t know what to do..  should I leave her?

What the hell is wrong with you?  

[Mr Miyagi 1,645]

2 hours ago, The Masked Tulip said:

Feck! Always when I have just started my evening meal.

Sausage? 

[The Masked Tulip 49,191]

5 minutes ago, Mr Miyagi said:

Sausage? 

 

Pork balls.

[Mr Miyagi 1,645]

Just now, The Masked Tulip said:

 

Pork balls.

Tasty. 

[Wight Flight 27,937]

2 hours ago, The Masked Tulip said:

Feck! Always when I have just started my evening meal.

Pussy.

Just call it tea or dinner and take the flak from the 50% that thinks doing so makes you a northern wanker / southern poofter

 

[Captain Cavey 4,252]

1 hour ago, Wight Flight said:

Pussy.

Just call it tea or dinner and take the flak from the 50% that thinks doing so makes you a northern wanker / southern poofter

 

Bit north-southist mate.

Other orientations matter.

[MrPin 17,057]

7 minutes ago, Captain Cavey said:

Bit north-southist mate.

Other orientations matter.

Tell us again of your adventurous travels to Neptune's moons, smuggling a rhino in your handbag, for "personal use".

Just for @The XYY Man, and others who didn't travel much.

Edited October 7 by MrPin

[wherebee 18,450]

yeah, first photo completely out of fucking order.  If you are reading DOSBODS on your commute, that sort of thing is not funny.

How about you keep your tranny knob collection to yourself.

[stokiescum 9,614]

6 hours ago, Captain Cavey said:

Bit north-southist mate.

Other orientations matter.

Keep us mercians out of it

[Libspero 12,629]

@spunko

Since people might be starting work soon..  is there a way to hide/reveal the pic in the OP..   just to avoid any unintended embarrassment?

[GBDamo 4,252]

2 hours ago, Libspero said:

@spunko

Since people might be starting work soon..  is there a way to hide/reveal the pic in the OP..   just to avoid any unintended embarrassment?

Admit it, its giving you a chubby isn't it?

[Libspero 12,629]

3 minutes ago, GBDamo said:

Admit it, its giving you a chubby isn't it?

Who needs an embarrassing chubby at work?  (or even worse on a commute apparently)   

[GBDamo 4,252]

1 minute ago, Libspero said:

Who needs an embarrassing chubby at work?  (or even worse on a commute apparently)   

A chubby you can carry off, especially amongst strangers, just looks impressive.

You need to perfect the shy, modest "oh, that thing, its just my junk" look.

The honeys get very moist.