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35 minutes ago, One percent said:

and no option for trying to get out from under the mad bastard.  :)

 

At least you know your place. Or are you just projecting need? xD

I wandered back onto an internet dating site this week. Utterly depressing. The crazies in England look far more appealing than the crazies in Wales.

On the plus side I am getting lots of stunningly attractive looking Chinese 'ladies' messaging me opening lines such as "Hello big boy!" and "I need a big strong man like you to show me a good time.".

I ended up wondering whether they are AI bots or whether each of the 1.5 billion people in China has been assigned a task of virtually-stalking their own Westerner. I wonder if they will send me some non-essential items.

 

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22 minutes ago, One percent said:

To go looking for a date in spoons smacks of desperation.  o.O

I reckon Spoons is a good place as any. In fact, probably better than a dating app, under the current circumstances because it shows at the very least that you've got one thing in common: you're not Covidists.

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23 minutes ago, One percent said:

Why have we got a poll for relationship status?  Is someone starting a dating agency?  o.O

anyhow, there is no way to respond to the poll and no option for trying to get out from under the mad bastard.  :)

I'm looking forward to the photos of the wimmen! I suggest evening wear, then swimwear, then bits and bobs.....

There's no WGTOW option, all years married are dodgy 1 to 4 years qualifies for <5, <10 and <20, unlucky if you 20 years and 21 is iffy.

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9 minutes ago, spunko said:

I reckon Spoons is a good place as any. In fact, probably better than a dating app, under the current circumstances because it shows at the very least that you've got one thing in common: you're not Covidists.

What is this dating app thing?  Do I need it?   :)

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10 minutes ago, spunko said:

I reckon Spoons is a good place as any. In fact, probably better than a dating app, under the current circumstances because it shows at the very least that you've got one thing in common: you're not Covidists.

 

I walked past the nearest Spoons to me on Friday. It was closed. It was sad to see a bunch of the regulars sat or stood in various places outside. They gave off a lost puppy vibe. I felt for them.

Then a hot Chinese student asked me if she could take nake video of me in order to blackmail me later on. OK, I said. Dang, once she had finished the video I realised that she was supposed to do the sex thing during it.

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45 minutes ago, The Masked Tulip said:

 

At least you know your place. Or are you just projecting need? xD

I wandered back onto an internet dating site this week. Utterly depressing. The crazies in England look far more appealing than the crazies in Wales.

On the plus side I am getting lots of stunningly attractive looking Chinese 'ladies' messaging me opening lines such as "Hello big boy!" and "I need a big strong man like you to show me a good time.".

I ended up wondering whether they are AI bots or whether each of the 1.5 billion people in China has been assigned a task of virtually-stalking their own Westerner. I wonder if they will send me some non-essential items.

 

It's a blurk.

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1 hour ago, swiss_democracy_for_all said:

Probably, yes, and maybe not the mainstream ones, given your interest in what most men would regard as, ahem, specialised activities.

Just to clarify for any interested suitors who may be put off by this the idea of "pegging" was raised IIRC by @JoeDavola and has somehow become associated with @One percent for the single reason that she asked what it was.

As you were.

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19 minutes ago, Frank Hovis said:

Just to clarify for any interested suitors who may be put off by this the idea of "pegging" was raised IIRC by @JoeDavola and has somehow become associated with @One percent for the single reason that she asked what it was.

As you were.

Again, and again and again...

 

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