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10% Morrisons Discount for Teachers


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only teacher i know is some bird my brother was knobbing. we did a pub quiz once and she was thicker than a Gurkhas foreskin

The Great Divide between Public and Private Sector gets bigger by the day. Don't forget to doff your cap if you are behind a teacher in the checkout queue, as you pay full price to subsidise their sho

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/lifestyle/money/morrisons-giving-teachers-school-staff-22931037 6 months holiday not enough then?

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Malthus
5 minutes ago, stokiescum said:

Fuck that I might tap up the food banks though that might be morally a bit naughty

Make sure you get a taxi there and back , don’t want to stand out 😀😀😀

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2 minutes ago, Malthus said:

Make sure you get a taxi there and back , don’t want to stand out 😀😀😀

I am sure I can have the cats balls lopped off for a donation to the pdsa.its the little things you don’t notice.ps should I smoke a tab and wear tesco 2 stripe trackys 

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4 minutes ago, stokiescum said:

I am sure I can have the cats balls lopped off for a donation to the pdsa.its the little things you don’t notice.ps should I smoke a tab and wear tesco 2 stripe trackys 

Don’t tell them you want an alley cat neutered @stokiescum

Be Stokette scum afterwards 😜

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2 minutes ago, Democorruptcy said:

The Great Divide between Public and Private Sector gets bigger by the day. Don't forget to doff your cap if you are behind a teacher in the checkout queue, as you pay full price to subsidise their shopping.

Is that on their six hours of the day out of bed?

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The XYY Man
50 minutes ago, stokiescum said:

I am sure I can have the cats balls lopped off for a donation to the pdsa.

I look forward to the photos.

PDSA nurses seem a whole lot slimmer than them fat NHS cunts that you normally shag....

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stokiescum
2 minutes ago, The XYY Man said:

I look forward to the photos.

PDSA nurses seem a whole lot slimmer than them fat NHS cunts that you normally shag....

;)

 

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Was an nhs accountant she was on 55k a year and loved to look at graphs 

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31 minutes ago, The XYY Man said:

I look forward to the photos.

PDSA nurses seem a whole lot slimmer than them fat NHS cunts that you normally shag....

;)

 

XYY

 

 

28 minutes ago, stokiescum said:

Was an nhs accountant she was on 55k a year and loved to look at graphs 

When xxy and smokies converse, the worse shouldered.oh and it just had.

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13 minutes ago, Stuey said:

 

When xxy and smokies converse, the worse shouldered.oh and it just had.

Well her husband was an artist so paid  fuck all child maintenance was her first complaint .after I’d had 45 minnutes with her she said my friends will never believe I’ve been fucked up the arse on my brand new kitchen island and you were sweeping your hands over my bin it was one of those posh ones that opens a closed without touching it 

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52 minutes ago, stokiescum said:

Well her husband was an artist so paid  fuck all child maintenance was her first complaint .after I’d had 45 minnutes with her she said my friends will never believe I’ve been fucked up the arse on my brand new kitchen island and you were sweeping your hands over my bin it was one of those posh ones that opens a closed without touching it 

Fuck me. Barbara Cartland on ketamine.

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1 hour ago, stokiescum said:

I’ve been fucked up the arse on my brand new kitchen island and you were sweeping your hands over my bin it was one of those posh ones that opens a closed without touching it 

I've never seen an arse like that.

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Democorruptcy
1 hour ago, Harley said:

Glad I dumped their shares.  I'll do everything I can to avoid Morrisons from now on.

I sent them an email about it before I'd seen this thread. I asked them if they thought fairies left the money for public sector jobs at the bottom of the garden. Discounts going to those with job security when a lot in the private sector have lost their jobs. I'm expecting a knock at the door to be arrested for thoughtcrime.

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7 minutes ago, Wight Flight said:

How do you prove you are a teacher?

Teacher ID card.

 

I've only ever had a visitor ticket that they take back.

 

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I only know one pair of teachers. Nice house in Bristol, bought outright by the bloke's dad. £80k income between them.

So glad they can get this discount as I think they would struggle to feed themselves without it.

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Don't they also offer special times for NHS staff?  They really don't like us.  Message received and I'll duly eff off then.

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