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4 minutes ago, Frank Hovis said:

Free razors, brushes and shaving soap would be the obvious next free granting as they are required by men in order to mix in polite company and not look like this and be entirely unemployable:

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Though maybe government freebies are only for women.

How the fuck does that eat? He sure isn't scarfing down a pizza.

Or drinking a pint with a good head on it. 

Even putting on a t shirt must be tricky. Perhaps just wears a surgical gown day-to-day.

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They've budgeted £10mil pa, and the BBC says tampons and stuff cost £8 a month.  So that's enough for 100,000 gals in Scotland, or about 1:20 of the 'people who menstruate'.

Or maybe the BBC is making it up when they say it costs £8 a month.  Oh, but that'll entirely change the nature of their argument.  Oh well.

[I say that, but if the Scottish gov is in charge of procurement it'll end up costing £20 for a month's worth]

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33 minutes ago, Frank Hovis said:

Free razors, brushes and shaving soap would be the obvious next free granting as they are required by men in order to mix in polite company and not look like this and be entirely unemployable:

weird-beard-people-men-funny-e5544a90-44

Though maybe government freebies are only for women.

How the hell does he stay fat? It's not like it's easy to thread a bacon buttie through that.

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13 hours ago, dgul said:

They've budgeted £10mil pa, and the BBC says tampons and stuff cost £8 a month.  So that's enough for 100,000 gals in Scotland, or about 1:20 of the 'people who menstruate'.

Or maybe the BBC is making it up when they say it costs £8 a month.  Oh, but that'll entirely change the nature of their argument.  Oh well.

[I say that, but if the Scottish gov is in charge of procurement it'll end up costing £20 for a month's worth]

What a load of fucking nonsense.
How often are girls changing their pads? 20 times a day?

 

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15 hours ago, The Grey Man said:

Why not just wipe your ass with free sanitary towels?

Law of unintended consequences and all that..

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Men need 25% more calories on average to survive. Its not our fault, its that dastardly nature. If men had something as petty and pathetic as feminism to attach themselves to, I guess we'd all be campaigning to have a quarter of our food costs paid for, or something. 

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3 hours ago, PatronizingGit said:

Men need 25% more calories on average to survive. Its not our fault, its that dastardly nature. If men had something as petty and pathetic as feminism to attach themselves to, I guess we'd all be campaigning to have a quarter of our food costs paid for, or something. 

Have you seen the size of some women these days, or how much they eat? 
 

You’re just being a sexist MCP!

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