Police Officer Finished Off By Krispy Kreme

[Libspero 14,154]

Well..  they finished his career anyway:

 

 A police officer accused of trying to buy a £9.95 box of doughnuts for seven pence by sticking on a cheaper barcode has been sacked for gross misconduct.  

 

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-55089146

[Virgil Caine 14,019]

No wonder modern coppers are so fat

[ad_ceng 5,258]

If he will cheat at this, what else will (did) he do to get convictions 

[sarahbell 18,467]

Just now, ad_ceng said:

If he will cheat at this, what else will (did) he do to get convictions 

That will be the question on the lips of those he has helped put away. One that potentially could cost a lot of money.

[MrPin 19,625]

You beat me to it Libby. There's a curious force in the universe connecting coppers and donuts.

[Libspero 14,154]

Apparently the review board said his defence was full of holes

[ad_ceng 5,258]

1 minute ago, sarahbell said:

That will be the question on the lips of those he has helped put away. One that potentially could cost a lot of money.

All his convictions must be viewed as unsafe. 

[Virgil Caine 14,019]

 

[One percent 53,282]

40 minutes ago, Libspero said:

Apparently the review board said his defence was full of holes

Apparently only one.  

[deathfunk 8,962]

Thank God it's an indigenous white person being a scummy fuck.

I was beginning to lose the faith.

[Panther 6,196]

Never had one, they rot my teeth just looking at them

[Turned Out Nice Again 2,749]

 

[Roger_Mellie 9,356]

1 hour ago, MrPin said:

You beat me to it Libby. There's a curious force in the universe connecting coppers and donuts.

Starts as the strong force, ends up as gravity. 

[hapax legomenon 4,580]

His defense was something else, summed up how policemen view 'civilians' with such contempt. 

[SNACR 7,645]

2 hours ago, MrPin said:

You beat me to it Libby. There's a curious force in the universe connecting coppers and donuts.

It’s a thing in the filth they have to buy Krispy Kreme doughnuts, for everyone on the shift, if they fuck up in a minor way like damaging a car. Ignoring the obvious health implications they obviously resent paying for this out of their own pocket and there’s of course scope for being bullied into it.

He clearly should not have done this but you can see how it was engendered. Lots of staff penalising can end this way. For example, start penalising for vehicle damage then if they think it’s unfair they’ll start pinching diesel in a tit for tat or something like that. 

[JFK 10,106]

Saw this story,  his defence wasn't convincing.  Typical thief. 

Also a fat cunt so should stay off the sugary snacks 

[apples 736]

16 hours ago, SNACR said:

Lots of staff penalising can end this way. For example, start penalising for vehicle damage then if they think it’s unfair they’ll start pinching diesel in a tit for tat or something like that. 

A previous employer regularly treated me like shit. I ticked off quite a few things from this list before I left!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Counterproductive_work_behavior

Nicking stuff from crappy employers is different to nicking stuff from shops, mind. "Tainting" the doughnuts would have been more appropriate if he didn't like having to buy them. This copper's just a cunt.

[spygirl 30,041]

20 hours ago, Libspero said:

Well..  they finished his career anyway:

 

 

 

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-55089146

While in uniform, he said he purchased four items from the store - the tray of 12 doughnuts, the carrots, a sandwich and a drink.

Thats a very odd dinner time selection, well, the carrots are.

Theres dinner time sandwich shops. And theres shop-shops.

The only reason to buy the carrots would be if they were th same weight as the donuts.

Id also assume hes done this more thn once. Its unlikely that the til supervsior would have caught the copper the first time.

 

 

 

 

[gilf 3,045]

2 hours ago, spygirl said:

The only reason to buy the carrots would be if they were th same weight as the donuts.

It would need to be a big carrot and at 7p it wouldn't be.

I suspect it's more the case that in most large supermarkets due to self scanning etc you can weight items and get a printed bar code for the cost of the item.

Stick that on the bottom of a box of doughnuts, job done.

Problem is that will flag up due to the weight, it knows it's 7p worth of carrots which should weigh between X and Y, I'd imagine that's how he got caught.

 

[Virgil Caine 14,019]

As far as I can see the main argument for putting the police back on the beat is so the fat fuckers do a bit of exercise and lose some of that pudge.

Edited November 27, 2020 by Virgil Caine

[dgul 19,009]

1 hour ago, Virgil Caine said:

As far as I can see the main argument for putting the police back on the beat is so the fat fuckers do a bit of exercise and lose some of that pudge.

Fat policemen are a UK tradition, and actually can do the job pretty well.

The problem is stinking thieving lying policemen.

The other other positive aspect of doughnut stuffing obese policemen is that they're relatively less likely to have the opportunity to fuck victims of crime in the station bogs. (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-55107433)

[Although I'm not entirely sure that in the above case the crime justifies the punishment.  And if you made it a custodial offence for police officers to have sex in a police station then by my experience the entire constabulary would be the wrong side of the bars in Wormwood Scrubs.  (life can get boring during the night shift)]

 

[Virgil Caine 14,019]

 

[MrXxxx 3,371]

On 26/11/2020 at 16:55, ad_ceng said:

If he will cheat at this, what else will (did) he do to get convictions 

Well if its doughnuts it must be false convictions on assault and `batter y` :-)

[SNACR 7,645]

3 hours ago, gilf said:

It would need to be a big carrot and at 7p it wouldn't be.

I suspect it's more the case that in most large supermarkets due to self scanning etc you can weight items and get a printed bar code for the cost of the item.

Stick that on the bottom of a box of doughnuts, job done.

Problem is that will flag up due to the weight, it knows it's 7p worth of carrots which should weigh between X and Y, I'd imagine that's how he got caught.

 

Ok, without wanting to give people a 101 in fraud. You take the item you want cheap and put it on the scales that prints barcodes for loose weighed  stuff then choose something cheap per kg. It spits out a barcode label and the less sophisticated fraudster sticks it over the barcode on the expensive item. The more sophisticated keep it in their palm and then immediately screw up and dispose of as soon as scanned. The self-service will then have the anticipated weight and won’t throw an unexpected item fit.

A member of staff will have spotted this - probably on alert if a spate, possibly not the first copper to do it.

[ashestoashes 10,509]

tesco should provide all services with free donuts for life considering the £600 million they took during covid