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Chinese pilots shit themselves?


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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-55269969

Covid: China asks cabin crew to wear nappies to reduce virus risk

So it's better for pilots to shit themselves, rather than take a visit to the traps.

Wait until they remove the ashtrays, and spittons from the cabin.

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Ladies and Gentlmen, this is your Craptain speaking.

We are currently, euugh, at an altitude of 20 thous eeeeeeeuuuighand feet and arrrrgh thats better. We will soon be, Ooop there's more and its very runny, and warm. Hmmm i quite like this Chang, makes the seat warmer.

What do you mean i forgot to put my nappy on?

Euuigh god, the smell, the smell!!! Masks on now. 

Mayday mayday, this is Craptain Yune, we have a major emergency over Wuhan. 

(SEATBELTS ON)

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2 hours ago, MrPin said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-55269969

Covid: China asks cabin crew to wear nappies to reduce virus risk

So it's better for pilots to shit themselves, rather than take a visit to the traps.

Wait until they remove the ashtrays, and spittons from the cabin.

xD

FFS. Pray for our children or children's children, they could be under the dominion of these Chinese wankers, and for many parts of the world, it might be sooner. (Get nukes, Australia and NZ, or you will regret it IMO)

 

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1 hour ago, swiss_democracy_for_all said:

xD

FFS. Pray for our children or children's children, they could be under the dominion of these Chinese wankers, and for many parts of the world, it might be sooner. (Get nukes, Australia and NZ, or you will regret it IMO)

 

This.

One big confrontation is brewing in the South China Seas.   And Australia might turn out to be the one place you really don't want to be.    First Taiwan, which won't be a walk-over as Biden will get involved.....then Guam gets nuked....then Hell erupts.

Probably the reason why we're all under house arrest.  Preparing us for conflict.

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2 hours ago, Chewing Grass said:

China will annex Australia as it will be a walkover once they own everything, all those dollars the Yankees have spent on buying shit for the last 30 years have to go somewhere.

I would love to know how much of each country they do actually own through their proxies.

Yes, they will do it with money. The tanks and ships are just for show. America next?

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2 hours ago, Chewing Grass said:

China will annex Australia as it will be a walkover once they own everything, all those dollars the Yankees have spent on buying shit for the last 30 years have to go somewhere.

I would love to know how much of each country they do actually own through their proxies.

they need a bit of a war to remove the young men so they can breed with the sheilas

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4 hours ago, NewryH said:

I wonder if Michael O'leary's ears have pricked up.

Remove toilets, cram in another few seats, get cattle passengers to wear a nappy - he'll even supply them (at first) for a few pence each

Surely you'll be expected to print your own pampers using the handy pdf you can download from the Ryanair website? Otherwise it's a 60 Euro surcharge at baggage drop.

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8 hours ago, ashestoashes said:

how long have you wanted to be a pilot ?

I've wanted to be a pilot since I was in nappies

Bruce Dickinson did and he had to wait till he made his millions with iron maiden to really indulge himself by flying the band and there gear around the world .he has to get his hours in so can often be found flying tourists to Spain or troops back from the Middle East apparently he does requests on the tannoy 

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