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We are mental health nurses


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Ok, which one is which?

The one on the left is big n has a lanyard..

The one on the right has a NHS bluey type top.

They are both sat down, chatting away, so both could be nurses.

The big one looks totally mental so shes probably a nurse.

I wonder where she buried her exes body?

Response lead with Wheres my pay rise ... that's normally in addition to cost of living increase. Various bonuses for getting lardy arse at least some days.

The rest  are not too positive.

The obligatory Cuntbin -  NHS is controlled by Virgin post...

 

Maybe they need to drop the word  'health'?

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7 hours ago, spygirl said:

 

 

Ok, which one is which?

The one on the left is big n has a lanyard..

The one on the right has a NHS bluey type top.

They are both sat down, chatting away, so both could be nurses.

The big one looks totally mental so shes probably a nurse.

I wonder where she buried her exes body?

Response lead with Wheres my pay rise ... that's normally in addition to cost of living increase. Various bonuses for getting lardy arse at least some days.

The rest  are not too positive.

The obligatory Cuntbin -  NHS is controlled by Virgin post...

 

Maybe they need to drop the word  'health'?

I think they look way too normal for mental health nurses, I’ve met quite a few (not as a patient! (Yet)) and they all made me want to edge towards the door while watching them and feeling behind my back for a potential weapon - maybe it’s the job. 

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Right there are 3 main ways to be a nurse.   Real nurse can do all nursing stuff and specialise.mental health nurse claim there’s only a few essays of difference between them and real nurses this does not explain why they can’t do nursing stuff like bloods stitches catheters etc then there’s another lot who apparently are even more useless but forgot there name .then there’s a new group called nursing associates they are basicly care workers with a nursing a midwifery PIN number.it’s a way real nurses do even less at a real hospital has the care workers have been trained up higher so can do more of there old job whilst they eat chocolate and watch till tok at the nursing station. The one I forgot is learning disabilities 

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5 hours ago, desertorchid said:

Come on, get with the program. The black lady is reprogramming the working class bint for questioning something and not being relentlessly positive about new world order progressive junk.

I think the black lady is meant to be the loon.

And he big lady with tats is the professional loon.

 

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2 hours ago, stokiescum said:

Right there are 3 main ways to be a nurse.   Real nurse can do all nursing stuff and specialise.mental health nurse claim there’s only a few essays of difference between them and real nurses this does not explain why they can’t do nursing stuff like bloods stitches catheters etc then there’s another lot who apparently are even more useless but forgot there name .then there’s a new group called nursing associates they are basicly care workers with a nursing a midwifery PIN number.it’s a way real nurses do even less at a real hospital has the care workers have been trained up higher so can do more of there old job whilst they eat chocolate and watch till tok at the nursing station. The one I forgot is learning disabilities 

We have health care assistants nurse practitioner and practice nurses. Anthony on reception could take blood. 

One of the nurse people had a prescribing certificate.

The issue is getting through on the phone to make an appointment.

 

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5 minutes ago, sarahbell said:

We have health care assistants nurse practitioner and practice nurses. Anthony on reception could take blood. 

One of the nurse people had a prescribing certificate.

The issue is getting through on the phone to make an appointment.

 

Anyone can take blood if u do a course I used to give meds out in the community including derivatives of morphene.at work 2 nurses have to sign for that has it’s a controlled drug ffs lol

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1 minute ago, stokiescum said:

Was aromorph normally the really good stuffs in the shunt drives the district nurses deal with those

In case you didn't know, my dad was a nurse in a mental hospital for many years. Not the violent dangerous hospital though, but he to do a fair bit of training. I still have his old books.

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4 hours ago, stokiescum said:

Anyone can take blood if u do a course I used to give meds out in the community including derivatives of morphene.at work 2 nurses have to sign for that has it’s a controlled drug ffs lol


If it's so easy why does our surgery (Who apparently don't have Anthony any more because he went to work for the surgery across the corridor) don't actually take any bloods anymore. 

 

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1 hour ago, sarahbell said:


If it's so easy why does our surgery (Who apparently don't have Anthony any more because he went to work for the surgery across the corridor) don't actually take any bloods anymore. 

 

They can’t force people to learn it they wanted me to go on a course I asked how much an hour pay rise they said nothing but you can put it on your cv I said fuck that

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6 hours ago, MrPin said:

In case you didn't know, my dad was a nurse in a mental hospital for many years. Not the violent dangerous hospital though, but he to do a fair bit of training. I still have his old books.

He will have seen nutters and the old school nurses often zombiefied everyone and they were not has pc then .

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6 hours ago, The XYY Man said:

Why did you have to mention secret fucking Santa.

You know the effect it has on sad old ladies from YORKSHIRE...

I thought @One percent was too busy pegging the local councillor from the alien-relations branch of MI6 to have time to run it this year.

Pity, because I'd just found the Jamie Oliver Nothing Burger Kit in my local Tesco Express, and I was wondering who I could give it to...

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