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Let’s help to get this to the top of the charts for Christmas


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The XYY Man
5 minutes ago, One percent said:

 

 

Are you on a commission to sell that pile of wank for Amazon and YouTube...?

Frankly, no other explanation for posting anything quite that unfunny is even remotely plausible...

 

XYY

 

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One percent
9 minutes ago, The XYY Man said:

 

Are you on a commission to sell that pile of wank for Amazon and YouTube...?

Frankly, no other explanation for posting anything quite that unfunny is even remotely plausible...

 

XYY

 

Im not posting enough on here and so my commission has dropped 

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Alonso Quijano

Takes all sorts. Shite! Offends my musical sensibility! Could have said so much more.

Why Don't We Do It In The Road show you how the one-liner is done.

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Van Lady
1 hour ago, The XYY Man said:

 

Are you on a commission to sell that pile of wank for Amazon and YouTube...?

Frankly, no other explanation for posting anything quite that unfunny is even remotely plausible...

 

XYY

 

The track is no 2 on iTunes as posted earlier on the forum.

What’s not to like? Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt being no I for Xmas in charts would be a problem for MSM announcement. 

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One percent
12 minutes ago, Van Lady said:

The track is no 2 on iTunes as posted earlier on the forum.

What’s not to like? Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt being no I for Xmas in charts would be a problem for MSM announcement. 

Cough, later, cough 

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The XYY Man
48 minutes ago, Van Lady said:

The track is no 2 on iTunes as posted earlier on the forum.

What’s not to like? Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt being no I for Xmas in charts would be a problem for MSM announcement. 

Neither of your statements serve to make it even remotely funny.

Bag of fucking shite...

 

XYY

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The XYY Man
37 minutes ago, One percent said:

Cough, later, cough 

Cough all you like Marie Antoinette.

Fact is, it simply isn't funny...

 

XYY

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One percent
5 minutes ago, The XYY Man said:

Cough all you like Marie Antoinette.

Fact is, it simply isn't funny...

 

XYY

It is if it gets a rise out of you. xD

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3 hours ago, Libspero said:

I’d have been more impressed if he’d pledged all profits to the victims of government Covid policy..

Won't be much in the way of profits. No radio play, no TV play and I can't see M and S  using it in their next ad campaign! 

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I like the way the disambiguation notice at the top of Kunt's wikipedia entry warns you "not to be confused with Kool and the Gang"...

Just in case someone inadvertently got "Cherish" and "Use My Arsehole as a Cunt (The Nick Clegg Story)" mixed up. Very helpful.

 

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