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Who the fuck takes their family to a 10th rate CentreParcs for Xmas FFS?

I guess the poor fuckers whos parent spent 40k on a sure fire holiday investment....

 

'Your safety is of the utmost importance to us here at Pure Leisure. To ensure your stay is safe we have as possible we have increased all cleaning procedures and  protocols '

 

 

 

 

 

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3 minutes ago, spygirl said:

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Who the fuck takes their family to a 10th rate CentreParcs for Xmas FFS?

I guess the poor fuckers whos parent spent 40k on a sure fire holiday investment....

 

'Your safety is of the utmost importance to us here at Pure Leisure. To ensure your stay is safe we have as possible we have increased all cleaning procedures and  protocols '

 

 

 

 

 

Thats the kind of thing that pisses me off. People can go on holiday but I’m apparently breaking the law by having my kids to stay. State of the fucking country. 
 

mind, after telling a local mate, who knows where a lot of the holiday lets are, he is now busily dobbing in visitors.  

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21 minutes ago, One percent said:

Thats the kind of thing that pisses me off. People can go on holiday but I’m apparently breaking the law by having my kids to stay. State of the fucking country. 
 

mind, after telling a local mate, who knows where a lot of the holiday lets are, he is now busily dobbing in visitors.  

If my parents dragged my away to spend xmas, away from my xbox n mates,  in a shitty mobile home that flooded on xmas eve then Id be grassing the fuckers up too.

 

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47 minutes ago, spygirl said:

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Who the fuck takes their family to a 10th rate CentreParcs for Xmas FFS?

I guess the poor fuckers whos parent spent 40k on a sure fire holiday investment....

 

'Your safety is of the utmost importance to us here at Pure Leisure. To ensure your stay is safe we have as possible we have increased all cleaning procedures and  protocols '

 

 

 

 

 

£90K for some... plus site fees etc. Who has the money to waste on that shit? You usually have to give it back after 15 years as its fucked, FOR NO COMPO. You were basically renting it the whole time...

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4 minutes ago, Rowley said:

£90K for some... plus site fees etc. Who has the money to waste on that shit? You usually have to give it back after 15 years as its fucked, FOR NO COMPO. You were basically renting it the whole time...

I'd like to say - the people who bought it.

However I have a sneaky feeling its UCs - so me, indirectly,

I mean, where do you think of UK holidays, what fo you think of - Cornwall, Devon, Dorset, the Dale's, even Norfolk, which I struggle with.

Northampton ffs.

 

In my mums eyes, theres 2 women who can do no wrong- Suranne Jones, who I fancied in her norks out lads mag days. And that brassy loud mouthed dwarf from Wakey- Jane McDonald.

Mum goes - Jane was on the ads doing holiday homes. I bet they are decent. Theyve got a hot tub. Over 55., so no kids.

Spy, see where they are.

Oh, look, theres one near Bournemouth. I could walk to the front.

Me, putting postcode in - FFS mum, it's on the spur road, which bumper to bumper May to Sep, Nowhere near the sea. Just on scrublands. Looks like a fucking pikey camp.

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Here you go, as recommended by a brassy wakey dwarf

https://www.royalelife.com/our-developments/?gclid=Cj0KCQiAuJb_BRDJARIsAKkycUmRUhiFQHlK6JilS5mjseBgMqthLGOl3eMW1TTuSLVMXBNTQvYLAGoaAqQ3EALw_wcB

Fucking look at those prices for a tarted up BnQ shed made of plastic.

https://www.royalelife.com/royalelife-vip-viewing-events/

VIP viewing... Eh that's us Mabel.

I'm trying to find the TnCs....

 

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1 hour ago, spygirl said:

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Who the fuck takes their family to a 10th rate CentreParcs for Xmas FFS?

I guess the poor fuckers whos parent spent 40k on a sure fire holiday investment....

 

'Your safety is of the utmost importance to us here at Pure Leisure. To ensure your stay is safe we have as possible we have increased all cleaning procedures and  protocols '

 

 

 

 

 

My sisters got a fuck load of caravans at Flamingo land. It's a mystery to me but they're never empty whilst the park's open and she gets a decent return. Better than cash in the bank. 

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