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Carl Fimble

Bet I'm not allowed one though. 

Fucking bollocks, this whole thing. 

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Just get clippers and buzz it off. I got fed up of paying for my barbers new cars. I do grade 4 first and then grade 2 on back and sides. If you don't want a mess do it outside and jump stra

I saw this situation arising and married a hairdresser. #smug.

‘Hey, everyone save £££s on haircuts (well, about £10/month if the clippers off Amazon last more than a year) don’t waste your money on coffees, iPhones and haircuts like those pathetic MSM brainwashe

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The Masked Tulip

Amazon had some hair clippers on sale half price for £14.99 on Sunday. I bet they are all sold out now or doubled in price.

I hear that if you go on the dark net you can find hairdressers offering midnight illegal cuts.

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Ash4781b
4 minutes ago, Carl Fimble said:

Bet I'm not allowed one though. 

Fucking bollocks, this whole thing. 

I’ll be bald by the date we exit lockdown.

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Curious Pattern

After a year without a professional haircut I am starting to look like Boris himself. If you have badly behaved hair, the self-service option will leave you looking like a scarecrow.

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The XYY Man
10 minutes ago, Carl Fimble said:

Bet I'm not allowed one though. 

Fucking bollocks, this whole thing. 

You need one...? Tell me about it. Mine hasn't been chopped since friggin' February...!

It's so long, lank and greasy that I'm being offered food-bank vouchers when I walk past the local Salvation Army temple...!

I was looking out of the bedroom window this morning, and the kids in the street were chanting "Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair"...

 

XYY

 

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Knickerless Turgid

I had intended to get one today (the barbers were shut yesterday).

Bloody typical...

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sarahbell

You do not need a haircut. 

Hair grips. Bobbles. Or gel.

Or a hat.

Or shave it all off

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23rdian

Just get clippers and buzz it off. I got fed up of paying for my barbers new cars.

I do grade 4 first and then grade 2 on back and sides.

If you don't want a mess do it outside and jump straight in the shower.

It's about 80pc as good for 5pc of the cost.

I can also do it more often and not rely on getting a quiet day. No more waiting in a busy shop.

Where are you going to go to impress people anymore with your barnet anyway?

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JohnThePessimist
18 minutes ago, Carl Fimble said:

Bet I'm not allowed one though. 

Fucking bollocks, this whole thing. 

On this forum that counts as boasting...

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Stuey
2 minutes ago, 23rdian said:

Just get clippers and buzz it off. I got fed up of paying for my barbers new cars.

I do grade 4 first and then grade 2 on back and sides.

If you don't want a mess do it outside and jump straight in the shower.

It's about 80pc as good for 5pc of the cost.

Super zero for me one or two days after my weekly shave with a new Mach3 blade. Blends in perfectly...and I can put the scruffy unblended cunts to shame...

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Democorruptcy
1 minute ago, JohnThePessimist said:

On this forum that counts as boasting...

Musta mor brass tha sense

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RWJ

I invested in a good set of clippers (£70) and hairdressing scissors (£15) back in March.  Paid for themselves as I would've been 10 months x £10 for haircuts.  

It's surprisingly easy to do a decent job, youtube helped.  As much as I would like to just buzz it off in 5 mins, I don't have the type of head for that so it's a 2 back and sides then scissored on top, just like the old days when barbers cut it.  Hardest part is the back but 2 mirrors helps.

If things get back to normal I'll continue to DIY it and go to the barbers maybe once every 6 months to get it back on track.

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stokiescum
49 minutes ago, The XYY Man said:

You need one...? Tell me about it. Mine hasn't been chopped since friggin' February...!

It's so long, lank and greasy that I'm being offered food-bank vouchers when I walk past the local Salvation Army temple...!

I was looking out of the bedroom window this morning, and the kids in the street were chanting "Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair"...

 

XYY

 

Has bad has mine about 10 years ago

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eight
7 minutes ago, stokiescum said:

Has bad has mine about 10 years ago

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You were Keith Raniere all along WTF?

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Fully Detached
1 hour ago, Carl Fimble said:

Bet I'm not allowed one though. 

Fucking bollocks, this whole thing. 

Who needs haircuts when you can buy houses? Leverage up what you would have spent in the barbers and you can probably get a couple of vases with twigs in them. Fucking sorted.

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MrLibertyRedux
10 minutes ago, stokiescum said:

Has bad has mine about 10 years ago

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I saw you play at a Hawkwind gig, surely

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The XYY Man
20 minutes ago, stokiescum said:

Has bad has mine about 10 years ago

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:)

No, not quite there yet mate...

 

XYY

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Austin Allegro

I haven't had a haircut for ages. The good news is I've saved some money AND have been able to grow a really quite convincing combover. Mind you most of the money I've saved on haircuts has gone on gel to keep it all in place.

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Democorruptcy

£1.99 mini Wahl trimmer, pair of scissors and a hand held mirror to hold in front of you to see the back of your head, while you stand with your back to a larger mirror. Job done. Pay for barbers... pah!

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The XYY Man
2 minutes ago, Democorruptcy said:

£1.99 mini Wahl trimmer, pair of scissors and a hand held mirror to hold in front of you to see the back of your head, while you stand with your back to a larger mirror. Job done. Pay for barbers... pah!

Only if you want to look like Edmund fucking Blackadder...

 

XYY

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Captain Cavey

Haircut? Are you sure you’re posting on the right forum? This is DOSBODS

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stokiescum
2 minutes ago, The XYY Man said:

Only if you want to look like Edmund fucking Blackadder...

 

XYY

If your wearing the Black Russian trust me no one will be looking at your head 

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