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Polishing my knob on a Sunday morning


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♫♪  "My father's a lavatory cleaner
He works from morning till night
And when comes home in the evening
he doesn't half smell of the...

Shiiiiine your buttons with Brasso
It's only three-hapence a tin
You can buy it or nick it from Woolies
But I doubt if they've got any in"  ♫♪

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1 minute ago, Funn3r said:

♫♪  "My father's a lavatory cleaner
He works from morning till night
And when comes home in the evening
he doesn't half smell of the...

Shiiiiine your buttons with Brasso
It's only three-hapence a tin
You can buy it or nick it from Woolies
But I doubt if they've got any in"  ♫♪

Haven't heard that one in years, cheers for putting a smile on my face which may well last for the rest of the day...!

:)

 

XYY

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4 hours ago, apples said:

Does your knob often fall out of those short shorts?

 

I presumed he had taken his short shorts off in order to polish his knob while naked which avoids getting polish on the short shorts. You can never get those sort of stains out.

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7 hours ago, Fully Detached said:

I don't consider myself to be a great connoisseur of knobs but I know a fine one when I see it. Top knobbing, sir.

Thanks, I got a bit of a rhythm up with the polishing and before I knew it my knob was nice and shiny. I dont mind telling you my hands got dirty with gunk. However i washed them and had a snooze afterwards.

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