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The Revenge of Macron


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For some unknown reason the landline phone in my house has changed from the standard UK double ring to a long single French type ring with long pauses in between.

Obviously it must be because of Brexit and I think that I will go on a 'Re-join the EU as soon as possible ' site to point out to them another Brexit downside.

They will be delighted and because I am a Brexiteer they will say 'Told you so'

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Could be aliens trying to make contact.

Head Alien: Any response?

Lackey Alien: I'm not sure sir. I have tried bleeping and making 'brrrrt brrrrt' sounds when he answers but he keep hanging up on me.

Head Alien: Damn, we will have to find another humanoid to offer the secrets of the Universe and enternal life to. Quick, dial some more random numbers.

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10 minutes ago, Byron said:

For some unknown reason the landline phone in my house has changed from the standard UK double ring to a long single French type ring with long pauses in between.

Obviously it must be because of Brexit and I think that I will go on a 'Re-join the EU as soon as possible ' site to point out to them another Brexit downside.

They will be delighted and because I am a Brexiteer they will say 'Told you so'

Are you sure it doesn't go --.-? It's begun. 

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3 minutes ago, spunko said:

I've always been quite envious of the way the French in particular have retained their old dodgy sirens and alarms. Even now when I hear that stereotypical neenorr siren of the gendarmerie on TV, I wonder what old crappy sounds of the past we've lost here in Blighty.

You should hear it here. Every Wednesday at noon, they test the emergency warning system. 

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1 hour ago, Byron said:

For some unknown reason the landline phone in my house has changed from the standard UK double ring to a long single French type ring with long pauses in between.

Obviously it must be because of Brexit and I think that I will go on a 'Re-join the EU as soon as possible ' site to point out to them another Brexit downside.

They will be delighted and because I am a Brexiteer they will say 'Told you so'

I've been getting that.  I didn't know who to blame, but I'm happy now that I can blame the French.

37 minutes ago, The Generation Game said:

You should hear it here. Every Wednesday at noon, they test the emergency warning system. 

We get our local one tested on Mondays.  Scares the bejesus out of visitors.

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50 minutes ago, spunko said:

I've always been quite envious of the way the French in particular have retained their old dodgy sirens and alarms. Even now when I hear that stereotypical neenorr siren of the gendarmerie on TV, I wonder what old crappy sounds of the past we've lost here in Blighty.

Culture Club 

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1 hour ago, spunko said:

I've always been quite envious of the way the French in particular have retained their old dodgy sirens and alarms. Even now when I hear that stereotypical neenorr siren of the gendarmerie on TV, I wonder what old crappy sounds of the past we've lost here in Blighty.

Birds and English spoken 

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