Best thread titles 2020 - VOTE NOW

[Southmartin 5,185]

Hang on, did I miss this, or is @spunkofalling asleep on the (unpaid) job this year?

 

Edit by spunko:

Poll now open, please remember you are voting for the title NOT the thread content or the poster.

Edited February 2 by spunko

[Carl Fimble 11,641]

47 minutes ago, Southmartin said:

Hang on, did I miss this, or is @spunkofalling asleep on the (unpaid) job this year?

I don't remember one at the end of the year, you just can't get the staff these days...

In searching for the 2020 thread I found these, where people have mentioned "thread title of the year" :

https://www.dosbods.co.uk/search/?&q="thread title of the year"&search_and_or=and

 

I was impressed with @spygirl's Is it coz I'm standing in the reception area, also @SpectrumFX's Ghislaine didn't kill herself.

Edited January 24 by Carl Fimble
Removing Thickarus, it was from 2019

[Panther 6,411]

I nominate one of my own

Brian May hospitalised after ‘ripping his buttocks to shreds’ in gardening accident

[unregistered_guest 8,617]

In the spirit of the 2020 US election, I see no reason to run a poll.

Just give it to Ghislaine Didn't Kill Herself

[spunko 26,810]

I forgot to sort out the death list winner from 2020 too. I'll do it later today .

[spunko 26,810]

I wish to nominate 'For you fatty the summer is over' 

[Stuey 3,633]

13 minutes ago, spunko said:

I wish to nominate 'For you fatty the summer is over' 

That's no way to talk of  @Mrs XYY

[unregistered_guest 8,617]

1 hour ago, spunko said:

I wish to nominate 'For you fatty the summer is over' 

Just a sec, I'll need to recalibrate the Dominion vote counter for that....

[Mrs XYY 189]

On 24/01/2021 at 07:28, Stuey said:

That's no way to talk of  @Mrs XYY

I'd like to hear more of that sexy patter.

Take that cock out of your mouth and say it again...

 

Mrs XYY

[Southmartin 5,185]

On 24/01/2021 at 07:14, spunko said:

I wish to nominate 'For you fatty the summer is over' 

No poll this year either?... can't get the staff eh?

[spunko 26,810]

2 hours ago, Southmartin said:

No poll this year either?... can't get the staff eh?

I didn't think most posters gave a toss tbh going by the few votes received in the last few polls. Happy to give it another go though, when there are a few more nominations in

[spunko 26,810]

Please nominate any that you find / can think of.

The rules are:

1. Title must be original i.e. not just copied from another website/article.

2. Must be posted during 2020.

3. And must be in one of the main forums.

 

[Panther 6,411]

13 minutes ago, spunko said:

The rules are:

1. Title must be original i.e. not just copied from another website/article.

Oh well, I think 'Brian May hospitalised...' was copied from the article

 

[GBDamo 5,445]

I'm struggling to remember any of this years mad ramblings let alone last years.

 

Maybe start a thread now for 2021 where we can make nominations throughout the year and then, from this thread, we can put a short list together.

[Frank Hovis 46,331]

Whilst he blatantly tries to win this so should be disqualified I can't neglect this stormer from @spygirl about Alex Salmond.

 

It's close to midnight and something tartan's lurkin' in the dark

[Southmartin 5,185]

Is there a way to see which threads were created in 2020?

[Carl Fimble 11,641]

2 hours ago, spunko said:

Please nominate any that you find / can think of.

The rules are:

1. Title must be original i.e. not just copied from another website/article.

2. Must be posted during 2020.

3. And must be in one of the main forums.

 

I'd like to nominate  @spygirl's

"Is it coz I'm standing in the reception area"

 

And suggest that people who see a thread title they think is a good one add a post to it with the words "Thread title of the year". That way we can do a search like this :

https://www.dosbods.co.uk/search/?&q="thread title of the year"&search_and_or=and

and they'll all show up. 

Edited January 26 by Carl Fimble
Adding my suggestion under my nomination

[Libspero 14,633]

Here’s a few possible candidates:

Bake Off And Fuck Off.  @One percent

NAZI SURPRISE Thousands of TikTok users get ‘Gen Z’ tattoo before realising it’s actually a NAZI symbol   @Virgil Caine

Black Cars Matter.   @spunko

How Many Watts Can Stokie's Knob Handle? @TheBlueCat

Black Lives Faecal Matter @Reck B

John Lewis - Never Knowingly Having Retail Experience.  @Battenberg

[Hail the Tripod 11,312]

Woke will eat itself

Straight outta Stockton

Skintellectuals

Go fund me - go fuck yourself

[TheNoSnowMan 2,816]

Post-menopausal women - worth a shag or not? @swiss_democracy_for_all

[swiss_democracy_for_all 18,505]

1 hour ago, TheNoSnowMan said:

Post-menopausal women - worth a shag or not? @swiss_democracy_for_all

Doesn't qualify as it was in stealth and also in 2019. Took @One percentmost of 2020 to get over the triggering though - and you just "had to" bring it up again!

[Carl Fimble 11,641]

I think my favourite is still one from bloody @spygirl

@spygirlIs it coz I'm standing in the reception area,

I'm liking these two as well :

Black Lives Faecal Matter @Reck B

John Lewis - Never Knowingly Having Retail Experience. @Battenberg

 

Skintellectuals is good too, from memory that was @maynardgravy

Edited January 27 by Carl Fimble
Pfft

[maynardgravy 9,496]

18 minutes ago, Carl Fimble said:

I think my favourite is still one from bloody @spygirl

@spygirlIs it coz I'm standing in the reception area,

I'm liking these two as well :

Black Lives Faecal Matter @Reck B

John Lewis - Never Knowingly Having Retail Experience. @Battenberg

 

Skintellectuals is good too, from memory that was @maynardgravy

Cheers, but shamelessly lifted from Morgoth's Review.

[One percent 54,339]

1 minute ago, maynardgravy said:

Cheers, but shamelessly lifted from Morgoth's Review.

Plagiarism isn’t frowned upon here. In fact, it’s actively encouraged. 

 

[Carl Fimble 11,641]

13 minutes ago, maynardgravy said:

Cheers, but shamelessly lifted from Morgoth's Review.

Ah, very honest of you.