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One percent
1 minute ago, Shamone said:

Nothings tastes of plandemic like fleecing the skint plebs.

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That’s a spoof surely?  Competence in sitting?  

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Just now, One percent said:

That’s a spoof surely?  Competence in sitting?  

Back of last week’s Hereford Times. I couldn’t believe it myself.

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One percent
2 minutes ago, Shamone said:

Back of last week’s Hereford Times. I couldn’t believe it myself.

O.o  no. Surely to god.  It’s got competence in sitting and dog walking.  

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1 minute ago, One percent said:

O.o  no. Surely to god.  It’s got competence in sitting and dog walking.  

I couldn’t believe it myself.:Jumping:State on this fucking cuntry.

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Not enough cursing.
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One percent
Just now, Shamone said:

I couldn’t believe it myself.:Jumping:

And barista skills. And getting ready to enter a school. Talk about dumbing down educashun. 

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1 minute ago, One percent said:

And barista skills. And getting ready to enter a school. Talk about dumbing down educashun. 

One my favourites :Jumping:

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3 minutes ago, Shamone said:

Back of last week’s Hereford Times. I couldn’t believe it myself.

It should be truly shocking.   But somehow it isn’t :/

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Is this the right way now?

 

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I think our local college does the dog walking and sitting stuff.
 

 

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Covid-19: Police fine baby's birthday party-goers £11k https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-55963093
 

Here’s another beauty. Notwithstanding the plebs fussing over another sprog to add to the 10 billion, the vile propaganda machine drip dripping the idea that a gathering is a crime. State on this fucking cuntry.

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MrLibertyRedux
38 minutes ago, Shamone said:

Nothings tastes of plandemic like fleecing the skint plebs.

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It is like watching the entire fabric of our society ripped apart in some bizarre slow motion train crash.

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1 minute ago, MrLibertyRedux said:

It is like watching the entire fabric of our society ripped apart in some bizarre slow motion train crash.

I honestly think sometimes I’m in a bizarre AI world run by my future self as entertainment.

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18 minutes ago, Shamone said:

Covid-19: Police fine baby's birthday party-goers £11k https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-55963093
 

Here’s another beauty. Notwithstanding the plebs fussing over another sprog to add to the 10 billion, the vile propaganda machine drip dripping the idea that a gathering is a crime. State on this fucking cuntry.

Nottinghamshire Police were informed of the celebrations on Thursday after members of the public reported seeing party banners outside the gathering.

Fuckers

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maynardgravy
15 minutes ago, Shamone said:

I honestly think sometimes I’m in a bizarre AI world run by my future self as entertainment.

You need to have a word with yourself 

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34 minutes ago, mooncat69 said:

Nottinghamshire Police were informed of the celebrations on Thursday after members of the public reported seeing party banners outside the gathering.

Fuckers

Fucking A. Cunts all.

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Battenberg
1 hour ago, One percent said:

And barista skills. And getting ready to enter a school. Talk about dumbing down educashun. 

I had a c.v. Sent to me that said that the young lady was a fully qualified barrister. Absolutely priceless.

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One percent
1 minute ago, Battenberg said:

I had a c.v. Sent to me that said that the young lady was a qualified barrister. Absolutely priceless.

Maybe she was and you are doing her an incredible disservice.  xD

or, maybe she just cannot speel.  o.O

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Roger_Mellie
1 hour ago, MrLibertyRedux said:

It is like watching the entire fabric of our society ripped apart in some bizarre slow motion train crash.

Been watching a series about a chimp sanctuary in the US recently. They're animals bred in captivity for animal testing that couldn't be released into the wild because they didnt have the skills to survive. 

When I read that list of courses it's aimed at the human equivalent of those chimps. They have to be fed, clothed, told what to do for even the most basic skills.

Just be thankful you're not one of them. 

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Perhaps it's me. I looked at the prices and thought, "That's not bad for a full day's course. I wonder what the lunch is like, and what's in the obligatory goodie-bag for the pet-sitting credential?"

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3 hours ago, sarahbell said:

Is this the right way now?

 

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I think our local college does the dog walking and sitting stuff.
 

 

To be fair my dog constantly pulls until he gets to the field, if someone would teach him not to be a pain in the arse and just walk with me id give them £250.

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One percent
38 minutes ago, unregistered_guest said:

Perhaps it's me. I looked at the prices and thought, "That's not bad for a full day's course. I wonder what the lunch is like, and what's in the obligatory goodie-bag for the pet-sitting credential?"

You’ve not been on a fe course have you? o.O

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3 minutes ago, One percent said:

You’ve not been on a fe course have you? o.O

You're going to tell me they don't do breakfast and a goodie-bag at registration, no nice lunch and not even a stale croissant during the breaks between sessions, aren't you?

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One percent
2 minutes ago, unregistered_guest said:

You're going to tell me they don't do breakfast and a goodie-bag at registration, no nice lunch and not even a stale croissant during the breaks between sessions, aren't you?

Er nope. And no nice pens and jotters either.  

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unregistered_guest
3 minutes ago, One percent said:

Er nope. And no nice pens and jotters either.  

The barbarians!

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