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State Hugging Guidelines


JoeDavola
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JoeDavola

"Perhaps don't hug everybody you know. If you are going to hug somebody, restrict it to very small numbers of close family who perhaps you would really value a hug from."

- A Professor of some description

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JoeDavola

"Don't spend too long making face-to-face contact, make it a brief hug," Dr Atherton says.

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"The other thing - which sounds really miserly - but there is the option of wearing a face covering while hugging," says Prof Linda Bauld from the University of Edinburgh.
 

(A different professor to the one quoted earlier. Anyone had enough of fucking intellectuals yet?)

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JoeDavola

The whole world is crippled by this 'appeal to authority'-ism that gives someone with a doctor or professor before thair name licence to talk unlimited amounts of bollocks and have it broadcast and believed.

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Andersen

FFS ! What next - when walking remember to move one foot then the other?" 

Clown world, remember somebody (sap taxpayer) is funding these "experts" and the publication of their words of wisdom.

:PissedOff: 

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Chewing Grass

The are following their puppet masters, Biden was dribbling about something similar today or yesterday.

The media reports it as state edicted rules but in reality it is always 'guidance' therefore largely irrelevant.

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One percent
5 minutes ago, Loki said:

I'll hug who I want 

 

What if they don’t want you to?  o.O

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crashmonitor
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Get sick of hearing about this hugging shit on the Media. Like it's of primary importance to everybody. The partner/ wife/ husband/ children you live with aren't exempt.. that's as far as most people go.

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Perhaps they should say it is okay to hug, just so long as you don't breathe while you're doing it and then immediately wash your hands or even better have a shower.

That'll send the right message.

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Straingone

That being allowed by the government to hug people is a topic of discussion neatly sums up the current state of affairs.

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One percent
4 minutes ago, dgul said:

Perhaps they should say it is okay to hug, just so long as you don't breathe while you're doing it and then immediately wash your hands or even better have a shower.

That'll send the right message.

With the person you have just hugged?  o.O

i guess it would save water.  xD  anyone remember the bath with a friend infomercials?  

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NewryH
6 minutes ago, dgul said:

Perhaps they should say it is okay to hug, just so long as you don't breathe while you're doing it and then immediately wash your hands or even better have a shower.

That'll send the right message.

So exactly like sex then?

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Chewing Grass

The Ledbury Reporter has got it sussed, fuck the Guardian.

Coronavirus rules would currently appear to prohibit some dogging activity.

'The rules' state you can meet up outdoors with dogging friends in a group of up to six from any number of households, or in a group of any size from up to two households.

I love the Welsh Borders and Herefordshire is the pick of the crop.

https://www.ledburyreporter.co.uk/news/19255755.dogging-law-says-isnt-allowed-herefordshire-hotspots-revealed/

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One percent
3 minutes ago, Chewing Grass said:

The Ledbury Reporter has got it sussed, fuck the Guardian.

Coronavirus rules would currently appear to prohibit some dogging activity.

'The rules' state you can meet up outdoors with dogging friends in a group of up to six from any number of households, or in a group of any size from up to two households.

I love the Welsh Borders and Herefordshire is the pick of the crop.

https://www.ledburyreporter.co.uk/news/19255755.dogging-law-says-isnt-allowed-herefordshire-hotspots-revealed/

o.O  I guess it was a slow news day. 

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Bkkandrew
18 hours ago, JoeDavola said:

The 5 instructions are:

1. Be selective 

2. Avoid face to face contact

3. Make it quick 

4. Do it outside 

5. Get tested

I am proud that they have adopted my 5 rules for casual sex.

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whitevanman
18 hours ago, JoeDavola said:

"The other thing - which sounds really miserly - but there is the option of wearing a face covering while hugging," says Prof Linda Bauld from the University of Edinburgh.
 

(A different professor to the one quoted earlier. Anyone had enough of fucking intellectuals yet?)

Say what you like about Pol Pot but he knew how to deal with these twats

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23rdian
6 hours ago, One percent said:

What if they don’t want you to?  o.O

Nothing wrong with giving someone a struggle cuddle.

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stop_the_craziness
3 hours ago, 23rdian said:

Nothing wrong with giving someone a struggle cuddle.

Like the opening 60 seconds of Blue Peter in the 1970s (when it used to be broadcast live) where a couple of presenters would be desperately holding the Blue Peter cats in a "cuddle" before they managed to leap in the air to escape and would shoot off, never to be seen again for the rest of the show.

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sarahbell
11 hours ago, Loki said:

Seems like a 'them' problem 

Conviction time

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