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Getting the snip


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Hancock

Just something that @wherebee said on the other thread about us non vaccine'd being the only folk left who can impregnate the opposite sex.

For years i thought about getting the snip, but its one of them things that just petrifies the life out of me, they're still using the same 1950s technology on what is a delicate piece of machinery.

The thought of allowing some NHS worker who can barely speak English take a knife or pair of scissors to my privates just isn't a good one, and neither is getting my 12 inches (beat that @Calcutta ) out to a room full of nurses ... but then the thought of knocking some bird up and having another mouth to feed in what would be my mid to late 40s isn't very appealing either.

So who has had it done and is it as bad as you feared.

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dillinger

I got it 20 years ago.

I had the choice to be put under which I took.

No side effects at all though probably not recommended to ride a bike for a while. 

Or anything else for that matter. 

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Hancock
Just now, dillinger said:

I got it 20 years ago.

I had the choice to be put under which I took.

No side effects at all though probably not recommended to ride a bike for a while. 

Or anything else for that matter. 

Is that full anaesthetic? i thought they just gave a local one.

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wherebee
7 minutes ago, Hancock said:

Just something that @wherebee said on the other thread about us non vaccine'd being the only folk left who can impregnate the opposite sex.

For years i thought about getting the snip, but its one of them things that just petrifies the life out of me, they're still using the same 1950s technology on what is a delicate piece of machinery.

The thought of allowing some NHS worker who can barely speak English take a knife or pair of scissors to my privates just isn't a good one, and neither is getting my 12 inches (beat that @Calcutta ) out to a room full of nurses ... but then the thought of knocking some bird up and having another mouth to feed in what would be my mid to late 40s isn't very appealing either.

So who has had it done and is it as bad as you feared.

Why the hell do you need the snip?  Are you shagging lots of healthy birds under 40?  If no, you don't need to worry.  If yes, what the hell are you complaining about.

 

And - the older I get, the more I realise that spreading your seed around is a good thing, even in imperfect situations.  The billions of low IQ breeders don't give a fuck - if you bring one more IQ130 kid into the world, you are actually improving it.

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mooncat69

I had a local for mine. Our clinic usually organised them Friday afternoon, so very relaxed. Had a good chat with the GP as he did it.

Best thing I ever did. Otherwise, I'm sure I would have been persuaded to have a late-in-life kid with my last ex.

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Hancock
Just now, wherebee said:

Why the hell do you need the snip?  Are you shagging lots of healthy birds under 40?  If no, you don't need to worry.  If yes, what the hell are you complaining about.

And - the older I get, the more I realise that spreading your seed around is a good thing, even in imperfect situations.  The billions of low IQ breeders don't give a fuck - if you bring one more IQ130 kid into the world, you are actually improving it.

Woman in mid 30s is my preference and it only takes one bird to want my seed, then i'm financially fucked just as i'm getting near to freedom. (my kids 11 so the end of raising her is in site)

As the famous saying goes "the only thing more mental than a woman in her late 30s wanting a kid, is a woman in her 40s without a kid". 

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Hancock
Just now, mooncat69 said:

Otherwise, I'm sure I would have been persuaded to have a late-in-life kid with my last ex.

Its all well and good Rod Stewart and the rich knocking these models up in their 50s and 60, as they've got millions in the bank. In such a scenario i'd not even think about getting the snip.

But sadly i'm tone deaf so have no back catalogue to fall back on, and i'm not wealthy.

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wherebee
9 minutes ago, Hancock said:

Woman in mid 30s is my preference and it only takes one bird to want my seed, then i'm financially fucked just as i'm getting near to freedom. (my kids 11 so the end of raising her is in site)

As the famous saying goes "the only thing more mental than a woman in her late 30s wanting a kid, is a woman in her 40s without a kid". 

I suspect, mate, that the next 20 years will be very very different in terms of enforcement of things such as 'child support' in the UK.  I'd shag away and not worry.  If you do worry, just liquidate some assets into gold and hide under the patio.

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Sucralose Ray Leonard
25 minutes ago, wherebee said:

if you bring one more IQ130 kid into the world, you are actually improving it.

Not for that kid you aren't.

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Carl Fimble
53 minutes ago, Hancock said:

Just something that @wherebee said on the other thread about us non vaccine'd being the only folk left who can impregnate the opposite sex.

For years i thought about getting the snip, but its one of them things that just petrifies the life out of me, they're still using the same 1950s technology on what is a delicate piece of machinery.

The thought of allowing some NHS worker who can barely speak English take a knife or pair of scissors to my privates just isn't a good one, and neither is getting my 12 inches (beat that @Calcutta ) out to a room full of nurses ... but then the thought of knocking some bird up and having another mouth to feed in what would be my mid to late 40s isn't very appealing either.

So who has had it done and is it as bad as you feared.

 

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Siggy

This is what has worked for me over, what 15 years or so now:

1) if you're shagging compos mentis pull out,  you have more than enough time to do it and it works if you do. Johnnies are useless.

2) if you're high/ drunk etc have some morning afters handy (bought in advance) which you can put in the hangover cure if you have to (but I've never had one refuse to take it).

3) if you're with a proper mental bird who is going to scrape bits of your jizz off tissues or something then you will get fkd over sooner or later whether you have the snip or not.

I don't want any more kids either but things could change so wouldn't consider sterilising myself just to shag mental birds lol 

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Democorruptcy

You could probably find a self snip video on youtube that would safer than going to the NHS.

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Ash4781b
57 minutes ago, Siggy said:

This is what has worked for me over, what 15 years or so now:

1) if you're shagging compos mentis pull out,  you have more than enough time to do it and it works if you do. Johnnies are useless.

2) if you're high/ drunk etc have some morning afters handy (bought in advance) which you can put in the hangover cure if you have to (but I've never had one refuse to take it).

3) if you're with a proper mental bird who is going to scrape bits of your jizz off tissues or something then you will get fkd over sooner or later whether you have the snip or not.

I don't want any more kids either but things could change so wouldn't consider sterilising myself just to shag mental birds lol 

2. Thought you had to have a consultation for them 
 

3. Oh that’s what they were doing!

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dgul

I assume I'll be in demand to help rebuild the population.

Haven't told the wife about this bit yet.

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Don Coglione

Make sure the doctor washes their hands, lest you get an infection that feels like a third bollock.

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dillinger
11 hours ago, Hancock said:

Is that full anaesthetic? i thought they just gave a local one.

Well I was asleep.  So full I think.

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Siggy
10 hours ago, Ash4781b said:

2. Thought you had to have a consultation for them 
 

3. Oh that’s what they were doing!

Yes that's the law, I'm able to get them from a friend at the pharmacy though,  and somebody did put a link on here to a US site, I think it was, that you could order stuff like that as well viagra, antibiotics, etc.

Once I got some with an online consultation on the boots site, though did have to give the girls details and number- basically did it on her behalf- (they obviously can't be arsed but 18 years of child maintenance is on the line for you!) and was able to pick up myself. You could do that a few times I suppose to build up supplies.

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wherebee
15 hours ago, Sucralose Ray Leonard said:

Not for that kid you aren't.

doesn't matter, to be blunt and cruel.  in terms of improving the human race, the future doesn't care if your estranged kid has a maccas every day or not.

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Whowhywhen?
7 hours ago, Don Coglione said:

Make sure the doctor washes their hands, lest you get an infection that feels like a third bollock.

Boil-in-the-bag?

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Southmartin
22 hours ago, JoeDavola said:

This is what has worked for me over, what 20 years or so now:

1) Being unattractive.

What about Doggy-style? That way she doesn't have to look at you?

(Just trying to be helpful ;-))

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jm51
23 hours ago, JoeDavola said:

This is what has worked for me over, what 20 years or so now:

1) Being unattractive.

2) Not going freelance wfh and moving to Thailand.

 

Like you were thinking of doing pre covid.

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Don Coglione
6 hours ago, Southmartin said:

What about Doggy-style? That way she doesn't have to look at you?

(Just trying to be helpful ;-))

And you can both watch X-Files!

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Don Coglione
13 hours ago, Whowhywhen? said:

Boil-in-the-bag?

More conker-in-the-sack.

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JoeDavola
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42 minutes ago, Don Coglione said:

And you can both watch X-Files!

Having Gillian Anderson in front of me wouldn't be too good for my stamina would it.

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