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No test, no jab, no app, no ping, no coof


Stuey
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Hail the Tripod

Never had any of them. My kids have done some tests, and the elder one had to self-isolate once though.

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I had to have my first test to go in hospital last week, think the test stressed me out more than the op!

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Had really bad flu like illness Jan 2020, pre covid but may or may not have been. Otherwise no, not touched the jabs, app, tests. Seems like bad call on the app though, probably missing out on some time off work given how many are being told by the app to isolate. :D

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2 hours ago, Stuey said:

Anyone else still hold the trump card while carrying on as usual?

I had COVID before it was cool COVID

All the rest hold though...

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Wight Flight
2 hours ago, Stuey said:

Anyone else still hold the trump card while carrying on as usual?

Yes. And no mask, and not a single day off work.

Is something going on that I should know about?

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AQUAMAN

I’ve had loads of tests and got an app and still believe Covid is a hoax

i also drank from the same glass as a woman who got the coof and apparently was really ill, I felt a but cold for a few mornings and that was it

What power level am I?

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13 minutes ago, AQUAMAN said:

I’ve had loads of tests and got an app and still believe Covid is a hoax

i also drank from the same glass as a woman who got the coof and apparently was really ill, I felt a but cold for a few mornings and that was it

What power level am I?

Alcohol kills all know germs 🤣

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Mirror Mirror

Same here. I have had to take a couple of self tests for work, but I just scanned the barcode and sent the result in as negative - doesn’t everyone?

If one of the little plastic bags had anything in it that I was supposed to stick up my nose or down my throat, I wouldn’t know, as I ever opened it.

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Bornagain

At the moment I have had none of them.

Unfortunately I have to have my boil-in-the-bag removed in a week or so, and I have to have a test a week today to prove that I am not carrying the pox into the hospital.

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Bricks & Mortar

Officially, yeah that's me.

But, unofficially, I'm 90% sure I had the coof in March '20.  Just didn't get tested.

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Caravan Monster

Ashamed to say I have worn the hanky of submission more often than not for a quiet life in the supermarket, but other than that had no interaction with the other government sponsored exaggeration of the coof.

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leonardratso
11 minutes ago, Bornagain said:

At the moment I have had none of them.

Unfortunately I have to have my boil-in-the-bag removed in a week or so, and I have to have a test a week today to prove that I am not carrying the pox into the hospital.

wots boil in the bag? bladder? appendix? gall-bladder?

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Bornagain
3 minutes ago, leonardratso said:

wots boil in the bag? bladder? appendix? gall-bladder?

cyst in the scrotum - hence boil-in-the-bag.

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leonardratso
2 minutes ago, Bornagain said:

cyst in the scrotum - hence boil-in-the-bag.

yeeesh, wish id not asked now.

Mind you doesnt sound as bad as some sort of fucked up cock rot that I read harvey weinstein had years back, cant remember what it was, but was horrified when i looked into it. Mind you must have been some kinda karma.

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I ordered a test to placate my mum but never took it. Do I still get memership in this exclusive club? :CryBaby:

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4 minutes ago, leonardratso said:

yeeesh, wish id not asked now.

Mind you doesnt sound as bad as some sort of fucked up cock rot that I read harvey weinstein had years back, cant remember what it was, but was horrified when i looked into it. Mind you must have been some kinda karma.

Are you sure you're not thinking of the egg shaped Epstein penis?

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leonardratso
15 minutes ago, spunko said:

Are you sure you're not thinking of the egg shaped Epstein penis?

nay lad, was it egg shaped? wierdos.

it was Fournier's gangrene, sounds like cock death.

I cant join this club unfortunately, i only have 4 out of the 5 criteria ticked, so ill toddle off  back to my pit of depravity.

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Van Lady

No test, no jab, no app, no ping and as far as I’m aware haven’t had Covid….who knows?

Can’t report that I’m finding life normal over the past 1+ year though because it isn’t!

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Green Devil

Can we add an exclusion for those in older years who are complete apart from the jab jab (cough cough)?

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Bornagain
22 minutes ago, leonardratso said:

yeeesh, wish id not asked now.

Mind you doesnt sound as bad as some sort of fucked up cock rot that I read harvey weinstein had years back, cant remember what it was, but was horrified when i looked into it. Mind you must have been some kinda karma.

My Cyst is 50mm x 50mm

The GP tells me that it is a whopper.

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leonardratso
6 minutes ago, Bornagain said:

My Cyst is 50mm x 50mm

The GP tells me that it is a whopper.

what does it rate your cyst though?

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leonardratso

bejesus, just had a look at some scrotal cysts, 5 by 5 cm you say? my god, that sounds like a 2 brick operation to me.

 

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