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Is Covid blown up out of all proportion or just blown off?


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30 minutes ago, MrXxxx said:

I've heard it all now!

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/ministers-fear-coronavirus-could-be-spread-by-farting-in-a-confined-space/ar-AAMwlmV?ocid=mailsignout&li=BBoPWjQ&pc=U591

 

Its not April 1st; that would excuse these ministers, so its about time we got rid of these fuc£ing idiots purportedly running the country!

Let’s hope the cows don’t get Covid or the countryside will be cordoned off. 

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40 minutes ago, MrXxxx said:

I've heard it all now!

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/ministers-fear-coronavirus-could-be-spread-by-farting-in-a-confined-space/ar-AAMwlmV?ocid=mailsignout&li=BBoPWjQ&pc=U591

 

Its not April 1st; that would excuse these ministers, so its about time we got rid of these fuc£ing idiots purportedly running the country!

Fucking obvious, the Chinese knew that a whole year ago from a shit-pipe in a Chinese block of flats with Chinese plumbing.

Anyone who farts in an enclosed space or shits in the office toilet is a murderer whose employer is complicit for have air conditioning and inside toilets.

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10 hours ago, MrXxxx said:

I've heard it all now!

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/ministers-fear-coronavirus-could-be-spread-by-farting-in-a-confined-space/ar-AAMwlmV?ocid=mailsignout&li=BBoPWjQ&pc=U591

 

Its not April 1st; that would excuse these ministers, so its about time we got rid of these fuc£ing idiots purportedly running the country!

You can measure the covid levels in samples from sewer farms. The option for anal swabs has been discussed.

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55 minutes ago, sarahbell said:

You can measure the covid levels in samples from sewer farms. The option for anal swabs has been discussed.

You can measure the level of many pathogens in samples from sewer farms, my point was how relevant is this to the general threat of contracting Covid in our day-to-day movements (no pun intended)...unless of course rather than `elbow bumping` your mode of engagement is dog like!

As an afterthought, perhaps this may tell us more about politicians behaviour, how they `get on` in their careers, or even their sexual peccadillos. :-)

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to help others avoid them vegetarians/vegans should have to wear green masks as they fart more than average

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8 minutes ago, ashestoashes said:

to help others avoid them vegetarians/vegans should have to wear green masks as they fart more than average

Also those of us who take protein shakes...

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57961870
 

Health Secretary Sajid Javid has apologised after saying people should no longer "cower" from coronavirus.

He made the comments in a tweet announcing he had made a "full recovery" from Covid, a week after testing positive.”

Looking more like a reason for an economic stimulus then and make out like bandits? 

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