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It's time to get my affairs in order.


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Sugarlips

Are you housebound or does nobody care over there now?

How is being married to a double jabbed person?

Does this mean it’s working?

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18 minutes ago, Sugarlips said:

Are you housebound or does nobody care over there now?

How is being married to a double jabbed person?

Does this mean it’s working?

Yes we're all housebound for another nine days, few that I have met care but even fewer will openly state this.

We were never wed, but living in sin and bringing a bastard into this world, she no zealot. Being a rozzer I think she felt she had to toe the line but firmly believes its all bollocks, in fact she came in to me, in my deathbed, this morning and declared it "all bollocks" and "man made"

 

As for working? Well I'm fucking not and intend to take full advantage.

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wherebee
30 minutes ago, GBDamo said:

Yes we're all housebound for another nine days, few that I have met care but even fewer will openly state this.

We were never wed, but living in sin and bringing a bastard into this world, she no zealot. Being a rozzer I think she felt she had to toe the line but firmly believes its all bollocks, in fact she came in to me, in my deathbed, this morning and declared it "all bollocks" and "man made"

 

As for working? Well I'm fucking not and intend to take full advantage.

fucking a policewoman.  You're a braver man than I.:Jumping:

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12 minutes ago, wherebee said:

fucking a policewoman.  You're a braver man than I.:Jumping:

I can assure you that hasn't happened in some considerable time.

To be fair, she ain't that bad if you can take the punishment beatings and being tret like an idiot.

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1 minute ago, ccc said:

Burd plod ? Is she 4 ft 9 or 4 ft 10 ?

 

 

 

 

 

:Jumping:

Somewhere in between, but she is quite tall so carries it well.

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Democorruptcy
2 hours ago, GBDamo said:

I chose not to get the jab.

My, soon to be ex, partner is double jabbed and came back form a camping trip with the parents with the plague.

Call the cops, that's attempted murder?

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Battenberg
5 hours ago, GBDamo said:

Yes we're all housebound for another nine days, few that I have met care but even fewer will openly state this.

We were never wed, but living in sin and bringing a bastard into this world, she no zealot. Being a rozzer I think she felt she had to toe the line but firmly believes its all bollocks, in fact she came in to me, in my deathbed, this morning and declared it "all bollocks" and "man made"

 

As for working? Well I'm fucking not and intend to take full advantage.

Don't blame you. 

Mr Battenberg is full up of what you'd normally just say was a cold. I have a LR test in the house but he won't do it. He'd only get SSP if he's off and he doesn't want to do that so he's taking paracetamol before he gets to work so that when they take his temperature it should be normal. He's coughing a fair bit but nothing particularly unusual than any other time he's been unwell and his nose is running, which I didn't think was a rona symptom. Fuck knows. 

Neither of us are jabbed and I had a sore throat yesterday but I'm fine again today. I am not able to be off on the sick. It's simply not an option. TBH, I'd just like to get it and get it out the way. If it kills me then so be it. 

 

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Times like this when I am so glad to be divorced. My ex-wife is a triple masker and I can just imagine the insane fights we would have had. 

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Talking Monkey
6 hours ago, GBDamo said:

I chose not to get the jab.

My, soon to be ex, partner is double jabbed and came back form a camping trip with the parents with the plague.

She has been moderately uncomfortable with headaches and sore throat for three days now but is coming round.

I too am now blighted with this confounded malady and fear it could be the end of me.

Yesterday I tested positive after having a headache akin to half a shandy the night before and releasing a few early morning throat oysters.

I am now laid up in bed, fucking milking it. Ten days off work.

I don't get paid to be off sick so am unlikely to develop Long Covid.

I have planned for this however, I have not taken any holiday this year, as I expected to get it sooner or later, so will book this isolation period as holiday.

Another anecdote to add to the pile though.

Caught this terrible affliction off someone who is double jabbed and have "suffered" a less severe reaction, who'd have thunk it?

Anyway, back to affairs in order.

I need ten days of entertainment.

Any recommendations?*

 

 

 

 

 

*already done that and am sore after the fifth.

Throat oysters, fucking quality that. 

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38 minutes ago, Funn3r said:

Times like this when I am so glad to be divorced. My ex-wife is a triple masker and I can just imagine the insane fights we would have had. 

Bit of a looker then? :Jumping:

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The Grey Man

The weathers good.

Order a ton of booze and BBQ stuff.

Sit and chill topping your Vit D levels in the sun.

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28 minutes ago, The Grey Man said:

The weathers good.

Order a ton of booze and BBQ stuff.

Sit and chill topping your Vit D levels in the sun.

It's getting pretty weak now, only like mid April 

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33 minutes ago, The Grey Man said:

The weathers good.

Order a ton of booze and BBQ stuff.

Sit and chill topping your Vit D levels in the sun.

Done just that, minus the BBQ.

Read half of George Orwell's Road to Wigan Pier and to be frank the story is a bit shit, reads more like a Guardian journalist's bleeding heart tour of working class slums and feeling guilty.

Yes George, it was grim up north, still is in many places.

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The Grey Man
14 minutes ago, GBDamo said:

Done just that, minus the BBQ.

Read half of George Orwell's Road to Wigan Pier and to be frank the story is a bit shit, reads more like a Guardian journalist's bleeding heart tour of working class slums and feeling guilty.

Yes George, it was grim up north, still is in many places.

George Orwell's Road to Wigan Pier

I read that. It was in a collection of his best books and felt underwhelmed but it appears to be one of those untouchables to moan at by arty types.

Do not do any bullshit chores. 10 days off.

Time to see what Sainsburys has for some evening booze.

 

 

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Wight Flight
13 minutes ago, The Grey Man said:

George Orwell's Road to Wigan Pier

I read that. It was in a collection of his best books and felt underwhelmed but it appears to be one of those untouchables to moan at by arty types.

Do not do any bullshit chores. 10 days off.

Time to see what Sainsburys has for some evening booze.

 

 

Homage to Catalonia is far more interesting.

Down and out in Paris and London is a fraud.

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One percent
8 hours ago, wherebee said:

fucking a policewoman.  You're a braver man than I.:Jumping:

How do we know it’s not a policeman?  

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Southmartin
11 hours ago, GBDamo said:

Any recommendations?*

Have you ever watched The West Wing? If not, then you're a jammy sod. If I could have one wish it'd be to have 10 days to myself and no memory of that show - then I could start from Episode 1 and watch the whole glorious 7 seasons* over again

(ok season 5 was a low point, but even then it was still better than 99% of shit on TV)

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