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Best opening line (or lines) to a song.


The XYY Man

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The XYY Man

I'll kick it off with "You painted up your lips and rolled and curled your tinted hair".

Which might sound like the start of a night-out with @One percent, but is actually from "Ruby (Don't Take Your Love To Town)" by Kenny Rogers.

 

 

Any more for any more...?

 

XYY

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One percent
18 minutes ago, The XYY Man said:

I'll kick it off with "You painted up your lips and rolled and curled your tinted hair".

Which might sound like the start of a night-out with @One percent, but is actually from "Ruby (Don't Take Your Love To Town)" by Kenny Rogers.

 

 

Any more for any more...?

 

XYY

One for our time I feel 

If you want a lover
I'll do anything you ask me to
And if you want another kind of love
I'll wear a mask for you

 

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Van Lady

Joni Mitchell…Big Yellow Taxi.

They paved paradise and put up a parking lot with a pink hotel a boutique and a swinging hot spot……

 

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The XYY Man

I met a gin-soaked bar-room queen in Memphis.

She tried to take me upstairs for a ride.

 

 

XYY

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The XYY Man
38 minutes ago, Bobthebuilder said:

Big A little a bouncing B, the system might have got you, but it wont get me.

one two three four.

Those lyrics are a bit crass.

;)

 

XYY

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Bobthebuilder
5 minutes ago, NTB said:

Sit up straight you scruffy.......

I couldn't believe the size of her bum, she used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum.

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7 minutes ago, Bobthebuilder said:

I couldn't believe the size of her bum, she used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum.

Close your legs love, your meat smells.

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8 minutes ago, NTB said:

Close your legs love, your meat smells.

Well, I stormed off 'cause I were going crazy,
When I got to the chippy I had one foot in the gravy,
She got a seven foot dad,
Well just about,
And he was going to rip me liver out,
I said here you are grandad, your turn to hold her,
There's half a pint of gravy and a chip on me shoulder...

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Option5

Zabadak
Karakakora kakarakak
Zabadak
Shai shai skagalak
Zabadak (zabadak)
Karakakora kakarakak (karakak, karakak)
Zabadak
Shai shai skagalak

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1 hour ago, Option5 said:

Zabadak
Karakakora kakarakak
Zabadak
Shai shai skagalak
Zabadak (zabadak)
Karakakora kakarakak (karakak, karakak)
Zabadak
Shai shai skagalak

So which of those lyrics did you write for the band then Tich...?

 

XYY

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humdrum
On 15/06/2022 at 17:16, Bobthebuilder said:

Well, she wore big knickers and she worked on sewage farm.

Damn, sounds like my kind of whatever :)

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