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I've been drinking. Well networking. No, right first time - drinking.

Drunken networking.

Networken drinking.

I haven't actually networked anyone. I have drunk with other networkers who should also have been networking but who wasted their networking time on drinking.

This thread is for other people also to say when they're off their tits, so I don't have to feel so bad for my wasted evening.

 

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I'm not only drunk blobby - but I'm also monged off me tits on weed - and at least three different kinds of amphetamines..!

In my defence, may I point out that I still spell better than Spy - even when he/she is stone-cold fucking sober...!

;)

 

XYY

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4 minutes ago, The XYY Man said:

I'm not only drunk blobby - but I'm also monged off me tits on weed - and at least three different kinds of amphetamines..!

In my defence, may I point out that I still spell better than Spy - even when he/she is stone-cold fucking sober...!

;)

 

XYY

If I was the queen you'd get the George Cross for that.

If I was Spy you'd get the Geroge Csors.

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58 minutes ago, whitevanman said:

I'm a pissed as a newt that's been swimming around in a pond full of George Best's and Oliver Reed's piss. Where did it all go wrong?

That sounds like the synopsis for a very, very, very dodgy porn flick.

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3 minutes ago, Cunning Plan said:

Picccy or we don't believe you.

Of the Bollinger or the tits. Whatever is easiest.

I'm a retard with technology.  If I could I would happily send you both.

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1 hour ago, ccc said:

Lager and coke is a terrific combination.:Old::Jumping:

A Columbian shandy!

I once read in Mixmag that drinking and doing coke at the same time creates a toxic chemical in your brain and in your heart. That little bit of information always used to go down really well at parties and things..

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3 minutes ago, Carl Fimble said:

A Columbian shandy!

I once read in Mixmag that drinking and doing coke at the same time creates a toxic chemical in your brain and in your heart. That little bit of information always used to go down really well at parties and things..

Agreed.  Coke or speed gives you epic stamina for boozed up benders.  The downsides are the worst hangovers you have ever had.  No wonder so many celebs are totally fked.

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In my teens I once consumed what must have been the perfect combination of booze, weed and speed. My experience was what I could only describe as complete bliss.

I tried many times over to reproduce the feeling in the following years, but gave up in my early 20s.


I still remember the night well, and I'm 40 now.

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1 hour ago, Reebo said:

In my teens I once consumed what must have been the perfect combination of booze, weed and speed. My experience was what I could only describe as complete bliss.

I tried many times over to reproduce the feeling in the following years, but gave up in my early 20s.


I still remember the night well, and I'm 40 now.

That's like the one and only time I ever did E's.

I was blissfully pissed, euphorically high and, most importantly, surrounded by friendly, attractive girls that we had met earlier who had followed us to my mates house, got wasted with us and had taken most of their clothes off.

If I could replicate that night again, I'd do it in a heartbeat. I never touched E since as I genuinely didn't think it could get any better.

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7 hours ago, Carl Fimble said:

A Columbian shandy!

I once read in Mixmag that drinking and doing coke at the same time creates a toxic chemical in your brain and in your heart. That little bit of information always used to go down really well at parties and things..

Cocaethylene. More cardiotoxic than coke and considerably more euphoric.

3 hours ago, Sgt Hartman said:

That's like the one and only time I ever did E's.

I was blissfully pissed, euphorically high and, most importantly, surrounded by friendly, attractive girls that we had met earlier who had followed us to my mates house, got wasted with us and had taken most of their clothes off.

If I could replicate that night again, I'd do it in a heartbeat. I never touched E since as I genuinely didn't think it could get any better.

It's pretty much that good every time. Doing it too regularly tends to take the shine off it, but a good break and it's back!

[EDIT: actual on-topic, I've only had a couple of glasses of wine but I have been driving until late tonight]

Edited by Inoperational Bumblebee

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2 hours ago, ccc said:

Can't face work today. These toxins are brutal. :Old:

Met folk in the boozer who were smoking weed too. My lord. The full River Phoenix.

Shit. Feeling any better yet? Drink and eat loads is my advice.

Make sure you want to keep doing the drinking, partying thing too, easy to fall into it and end up with it as a habit, and trick yourself that it's what you actually want. 

Maybe go for a shower or a bath if you're till feeling ropey, or just sleep.

Hope you feel better soon anyway.

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20 minutes ago, Carl Fimble said:

Shit. Feeling any better yet? Drink and eat loads is my advice.

Make sure you want to keep doing the drinking, partying thing too, easy to fall into it and end up with it as a habit, and trick yourself that it's what you actually want. 

Maybe go for a shower or a bath if you're till feeling ropey, or just sleep.

Hope you feel better soon anyway.

I love it !! :D

The downside is worth it. 

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3 hours ago, ccc said:

Can't face work today. These toxins are brutal. :Old:

Met folk in the boozer who were smoking weed too. My lord. The full River Phoenix.

Fair play. It might have been worse.. you could've been woken up with Doug blowin ya B|

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