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Carte d'Or, woke wankers


humdrum

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Just gotten a litre of Carte d'Or ice cream, divvied it up between me and Madam, scoffed it and then washed the container.

Which promptly disintegrated

Apparently the containers are mostly paper now and Carte d'Or is on a mission to save the world or some such mealy mouthed shit.

Don't the dumb buggers at Unilever realise that while ice cream is nice, what we really want is a plastic tube to keep nuts and bolts and needles and blackberries in?

Head dicks.

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sarahbell
2 hours ago, humdrum said:

Just gotten a litre of Carte d'Or ice cream, divvied it up between me and Madam, scoffed it and then washed the container.

Which promptly disintegrated

Apparently the containers are mostly paper now and Carte d'Or is on a mission to save the world or some such mealy mouthed shit.

Don't the dumb buggers at Unilever realise that while ice cream is nice, what we really want is a plastic tube to keep nuts and bolts and needles and blackberries in?

Head dicks.

You'll have to buy a quality street "tin" now

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humdrum
6 hours ago, spunko said:

No I think this is great personally. Unilever are committed to reducing plastic waste which is why they're one of the biggest polluters in the world.

 

https://www.thedrum.com/news/2022/01/17/unilever-and-coke-among-high-polluting-brands-calling-pact-plastic-pollution

Oh hang on I think I've got it the wrong way round.

No one is more into protecting the environment than I. Self praise is no recommendation, but I believe that I was one of the first to suggest that instead of firing up power stations with oil and gas, we use ground up hippies instead.

But this is important.

Or maybe not.

Apparently Cote d'Or Vanilla Ice Cream does not contain either milk or real cream. As said before, woke wankers. Fortunately there is still Kelly's Clotted Cream Ice Cream which is probably made up of Christ knows what, but at least comes in plastic tubs. So things appear to be on the up :)

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humdrum
5 hours ago, sarahbell said:

You'll have to buy a quality street "tin" now

I don't want appear Mr Fussy, but the plastic containers they use for Quality Street are neither use nor ornament. They give everything a funny taste and crack for a nothing.

What happened to the tins Dad kept his nuts and bolts and broken watches in and which Mum recycled as cake tins?

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