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Chewing Grass

I'm having naughty thoughts

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5 minutes ago, Dipsy said:

Smash you head against the desk until it's a bloody pulp.

That would just bring attention on myself and make me look like a loony.

Her other name is M*yo and I keep thinking of mayonaise as well.

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6 minutes ago, Chewing Grass said:

That would just bring attention on myself and make me look like a loony.

Her other name is Mayo and I keep thinking of mayonaise as well.

But in 20 years time the thought police will extract those memories and use them in evidence against you.

6 minutes ago, Bedrag Justesen said:

Typical feminist.

Fascist!:D

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My crap typing

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So we know the name of the person you are sitting opposite to having thoughts. 

A quick google search reveals three women of this name in the UK. 

Police have been informed. A rainbow coloured squad car should be arriving quite soon. 

You may as well say goodbye, Winston. 

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13 minutes ago, JackieO said:

 

 

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Yep. Just imagine what she's going to be like soon enough and it all suddendly wont seem worth the candle.

Either that, or remind yourself that with every woman, no matter how gorgeous, some guy, somewhere, is sick of putting up with her s**t.

 

Then go home this evening and :wanker: :wanker::wanker:  til its sore as aversion therapy.

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36 minutes ago, Chewing Grass said:

Help, I'm gazing at Emma who is across the office and having naughty thoughts, what should I do?

If it's the Emma that I knew, resign and change company before it's too late

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