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chronyx

Words to live by

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Don't fuck up, but if you do, don't get found out!

Had that on my LinkedIn page for ages. Somebody pointed out it seemed facetious.

Never been called that before.O.o

 

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4 minutes ago, wherebee said:

Ohh - another one - never accept responsibility for something that was not your fault.

Some of the managers at my last place took that one step further, by missing off your final clause!:D

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OT a bit! George Carlin was very wise and funny, and I had never heard of him until about 10 years ago, where a work colleague was a fan.

Mind you Jurik thePole was a funny fucker himself. His son was pulled over in Joburg for pissed driving. So he borrowed a large car and pretended to be from the Polish embassy, and they let the lad go!

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1 hour ago, MrPin said:

"One Percent" wouldn't go far in banking!

I'm not planning to. I would rather poke my eyes out with a blunt stick.

clearly others feel differently. Perhaps the rest of us should poke their eyes out for the theft they have perpetrated 

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