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What have I been doing today?

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3 minutes ago, Chewing Grass said:

Did you use your hands to do todays activirty.

Yes I did.

2 minutes ago, Cunning Plan said:

Are you married?

Yes I am

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2 minutes ago, Chewing Grass said:

Did you have to wash your hands afterwards?

Yes, but it wasn't really critical like I got poo on them or something.

2 minutes ago, Cunning Plan said:

Does your wife know?

Yes, she came by to watch for a while

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2 minutes ago, Melchett said:

Could you do it at work without being denounced on Twatter?

I couldn't really do it at work in my old rat race job. It could feasibly be denounced on Twatter if there happened to be collateral damage I suppose

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2 minutes ago, Chewing Grass said:

Did it involve a steering wheel?

No. Other than travel to the thing

2 minutes ago, Melchett said:

Was any lubricant involved?

Just Tea

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2 minutes ago, Chewing Grass said:

I like your avatar, it has one of my favourite products in it.

I like it too but it's nothing to do with today's activity

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2 minutes ago, Chewing Grass said:

Did it involve animals?

Animals could be indirectly involved / affected but not in today's case

2 minutes ago, Cunning Plan said:

Did it take place outside?

Yes

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2 minutes ago, Cunning Plan said:

Was it mainly a bit or a miss?

Don't understand the Q

 

2 minutes ago, Melchett said:

Were wheels involved?

No

2 minutes ago, Economic Exile said:

Oh FFS.

Stop faffing and just tell us what you’ve done NTB!

No fun in that!

It's another way to make me ache though

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