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OurDayWillCome

Christmas Presents

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19 minutes ago, Cunning Plan said:

Well you might think that is fucking funny but my mother used to strap dusters to our feet, add a bit of polish, put Bolero on the cassette deck and let us pretend to be ice skaters.

I now realise it was a cheap ruse to get the parquet floor polished.

I feel so used.

This should solve all your problems:

https://prankpack.com/collections/standard/products/pet-sweep

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Just finished work for Xmas and got the gift of the stinking office cold.

Every fucking year it waits until I can see the finish line and bang, nailed again.

Fucking hate Xmas it is a festival purposely designed for communicable viruses.

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9 minutes ago, Chewing Grass said:

Just finished work for Xmas and got the gift of the stinking office cold.

Every fucking year it waits until I can see the finish line and bang, nailed again.

Fucking hate Xmas it is a festival purposely designed for communicable viruses.

My throat feels a bit iffy, never a good sign - just seeing if a few shots of whisky will sort it out.

Edited by OurDayWillCome

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12 minutes ago, Captain Cavey said:

SJW turquoise wig and fat suit 

That will work well with the SJW concrete-bollard/pedestrian protection gift - a bucket and 25kg of post mix - just add SJW then place outside areas vulnerable to enrichment by truck.

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1 minute ago, OurDayWillCome said:

That will work well with the SJW concrete-bollard/pedestrian protection gift - a bucket and 25kg of post mix - just add SJW then place outside areas vulnerable to enrichment by truck.

What about a Marxist picnic... a box with a sod of grass in it?

Nazi Christmas tree decorations?  xD

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You could probably sell a shit ton of the pet painting kit. Then after the Daily Mail did the inevitable animal cruelty hatchet piece you’d sell a shit ton more.

 

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4 minutes ago, OurDayWillCome said:

These are literally boxes with sod all in them - the ultimate capitalist product :-)

What about a multicultural singalong party box! With 100 different instruments playing 100 different songs where you all sit as far-away from each other as possible?

Edited by XswampyX

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7 minutes ago, XswampyX said:

What about a Marxist picnic... a box with a sod of grass in it?

Nazi Christmas tree decorations?  xD

And if the Police turn up you can just flip it round and say it's a symbol of good fortune :-)

1 minute ago, XswampyX said:

Build your own pubic hair fuzzy felt kit?

That's on the list!

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This is high on my products that don’t exist wishlist. Not sure I can overlook that if the controls got jammed, whilst under a vehicle, it would probably crush you to death.

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