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Im signing on the nash.

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4 minutes ago, Cunning Plan said:

Is it quiz time again?

I'm struggling. Can you give us a clue on the thread title? Is it an anagram?

"The Nash" is a North-Eastern phrase for the dole.

It derives from the 1950s when the place you made your claim and signed-on at - currently called Job Centre Plus - was known as The National Assistance.

 

XYY

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5 minutes ago, Cunning Plan said:

Is it quiz time again?

I'm struggling. Can you give us a clue on the thread title? Is it an anagram?

Nash is disability.

Viz have a character - morbidly obese scooter woman. Shes on the nash.

I could not find the viz character but life imitates art

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/too-fat-work-woman-refuses-5037613

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1 minute ago, The XYY Man said:

"The Nash" is a North-Eastern phrase for the dole.

It derives from the 1950s when the place you made your claim and signed-on at - currently called Job Centre Plus - was known as The National Assistance.

 

XYY

We need a foreign language forum for you buggers that talk funny. 

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2 minutes ago, Cunning Plan said:

We need a foreign language forum for you buggers that talk funny. 

Us buggers that talk funny...?

Them Cock-erneys that used to inhabit London call it the Nat King Cole.

There certainly weren't any fucking chestnuts roasting on an open fire the last time I was on the Nash in 2009...!

;)

 

XYY

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7 minutes ago, The XYY Man said:

Us buggers that talk funny...?

Them Cock-erneys that used to inhabit London call it the Nat King Cole.

There certainly weren't any fucking chestnuts roasting on an open fire the last time I was on the Nash in 2009...!

;)

 

XYY

At least rhyming slang gives you a clue.

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7 minutes ago, Cunning Plan said:

At least rhyming slang gives you a clue.

Except when they decide to drop the rhyming bit of it altogether - i.e. referring to a wig simply as a syrup

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