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Austin Allegro

Borderline Boilers

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Following on from the world's most beautiful women thread, I thought I'd start a thread that's a bit more realistic about the sort of women Dosbodders might have a chance with. 

Sirs and mesdames, I give you what Viz comic calls 'Borderline Boilers' and what some of you will know as 'Three Pinters'. 

Those women that can go from 'not sure' to 'phwoar' with the necessary amount of alcohol. 

I'll start. 

Jane McDonald, the singer off that Cruise programme. 

 

 

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12 minutes ago, Austin Allegro said:

Following on from the world's most beautiful women thread, I thought I'd start a thread that's a bit more realistic about the sort of women Dosbodders might have a chance with. 

Sirs and mesdames, I give you what Viz comic calls 'Borderline Boilers' and what some of you will know as 'Three Pinters'. 

Those women that can go from 'not sure' to 'phwoar' with the necessary amount of alcohol. 

I'll start. 

Jane McDonald, the singer off that Cruise programme. 

 

 

I was going to suggest a thread where we posted pictures of our partners for community critical appraisal

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21 minutes ago, Austin Allegro said:

Following on from the world's most beautiful women thread, I thought I'd start a thread that's a bit more realistic about the sort of women Dosbodders might have a chance with. 

Sirs and mesdames, I give you what Viz comic calls 'Borderline Boilers' and what some of you will know as 'Three Pinters'. 

Those women that can go from 'not sure' to 'phwoar' with the necessary amount of alcohol. 

I'll start. 

Jane McDonald, the singer off that Cruise programme. 

 

 

Is this like the "Women you would but probably shouldn't" thread on ToS where a software update removed the important second part?

Aka The "Would @ccc?" Thread 

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3 minutes ago, Cunning Plan said:

Martine McCutcheon.

Just not quite sure what to think.

And Emelia Fox. I know I should want to but somehow would feel like molesting my sister.

 

 

You must be able to come up with sketchier women than those two.

They are both zero pinters. 

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Lorraine Kelly.

"Moira" off Emmerdale

Or that BBC Breakfast MILF Weather Woman with the canny tits.

All three of these fine ladies are at least worth a soapy tit-wank...

Especially "Moira"...

 

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XYY

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2 hours ago, The XYY Man said:

Lorraine Kelly.

"Moira" off Emmerdale

Or that BBC Breakfast MILF Weather Woman with the canny tits.

All three of these fine ladies are at least worth a soapy tit-wank...

Especially "Moira"...

 

Natalie%20Robb.jpg

 

 

XYY

I don't think you are quite getting this Mr X.:Old:

Natalie has always been a corker. Even at 43 still pretty tidy. This was her when younger at the time she was in take the high road.

That ain't borderline. That's pure :wanker: material.

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1 hour ago, wherebee said:

Deliah Smith.

There - I said it.

Now that's more like it. You fucking beast. 

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1 hour ago, mattydread said:

Liza Tarbuck - just think about Jimmy when you get close to the vinegar stroke. 

ccc - googled 'Borderline boilers' images & you and your avatar come up half way down

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Very good call sir.  A hugely attractive personality bridging the gap with her looks.

I would have said Delia Smith as did @wherebee but age and coming out as a remoaner has cooled that.

I will go with the Jayne McDonald votes as she seems a real laugh at least when the cameras are rolling.

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