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sarahbell

Mince pie moments

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Will they be singing this with the mince pies?

"Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan for Christmas in Iraq
I got through checkpoint A
but not through checkpoint B
that's when I got shot in the ass by the us military

oh jingle bombs jingle bombs
mine blew up you see
where are all the virgins that bin laden promised me
oh jingle bombs jingle bombs
your soldier shot me dead
the only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head"

"jingle bombs" by Achmed the dead terrorist and the London Mayor...

From Breitbart Comments :D

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/12/24/telegraph-pro-eu-establishment-snub-nigel-farage-knighthood-services-brexit/

 

 

 

Edited by Lone Lurker
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#SmackMoments

Christmas is a time when lots of us get lonely, and likely people around you will be getting fucked up behind closed doors.

We can all make a difference by taking the time to have a chat, and what better excuse do you need to shoot up some smack?

So here's the challenge: Can we connect our communities this Christmas over #SmackMoments?

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2 hours ago, Lone Lurker said:

Will they be singing this with the mince pies?

"Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan for Christmas in Iraq
I got through checkpoint A
but not through checkpoint B
that's when I got shot in the ass by the us military

oh jingle bombs jingle bombs
mine blew up you see
where are all the virgins that bin laden promised me
oh jingle bombs jingle bombs
your soldier shot me dead
the only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head"

"jingle bombs" by Achmed the dead terrorist and the London Mayor...

From Breitbart Comments :D

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/12/24/telegraph-pro-eu-establishment-snub-nigel-farage-knighthood-services-brexit/

 

 

 

Well it's almost Christmas...

 

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