• Welcome to DOSBODS

    Please consider creating a free account to be able to access all the features of the DOSBODS community. It only takes 20 seconds!

Sign in to follow this  
OurDayWillCome

Sir Dosbodian...

Recommended Posts

Let's keep this exclusive, unlike real knighthoods that are handed out by the bucket-load every year to the most undeserved bunch of tosspots (i.e. Nick Clegg).

How should Sir DB's be dished out each year? Can Spunko be nominated, or is he the Queen giverouterer with the big sword? Should we hand out one, two, three... Who do we put up for nomination? How do I set up a poll? How much have I drank tonight? How will I crawl upstairs to bed without waking my wife? Can someone else take over this thread as I'm bladdered?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
6 minutes ago, Byron said:

I fancy the title,

Knight of Dosbodia,

or, better still,

Knight of the Dosbodian Empire.

I rather fancy the Maharaja of Minge myself.

Or the Sultan of Sleaze.

Or perhaps even the Caliph of Cunt...

;)

 

XYY

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
4 minutes ago, Carl Fimble said:

Best avatar, most red pilling, funniest, bravest, best post, best thread, worst post, worst thread, services to dosbodia, best use of swearing, there are loads of awards we could create. 

Best post of the year - highest rev-bsacks!

who has that honour? I reckon it must be about 18 sacks for that honour.

Edited by OurDayWillCome

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
7 minutes ago, Byron said:

I fancy the title,

Knight of Dosbodia,

or, better still,

Knight of the Dosbodian Empire.

I would like to nominate you for your Christmas BBQ and for owning a 20 year old bottle of Mad Dog 20-20, and for being old at the same time.

Perhaps you could be knighted for your bravery, hardyness, and for your work demonstrating us young (ish)ones are bloody soft.

I salute you sir!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 minute ago, Carl Fimble said:

I would like to nominate you for your Christmas BBQ and for owning a 20 year old bottle of Mad Dog 20-20, and for being old at the same time.

Perhaps you could be knighted for your bravery, hardyness, and for your work demonstrating us young (ish)ones are bloody soft.

I salute you sir!

Well,

It was rumoured that if I had actually drunk the Mad Dog, I would have got the VC

 

 

and

 

a Coronary.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
6 minutes ago, OurDayWillCome said:

Best post of the year - highest rev-bsacks!

who has that honour? I reckon it must be about 18 sacks for that honour.

That's Frank with 28 reverse ballsacks for this one :

Sir Frank of Felt-Hovis KDE !

 

 

3 minutes ago, OurDayWillCome said:

I've made it into the bedroom without waking my wife - Knight Knight y'all!

Shhhh! night night..

Edited by Carl Fimble
seperating the two posts, bloody merging!!!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
6 minutes ago, Byron said:

Well,

It was rumoured that if I had actually drunk the Mad Dog, I would have got the VC

 

 

and

 

a Coronary.

Yes, quite possibly both, you showed great wisdom there, a younger idiot might have taken a drink from it. 20-20 was bad enough fresh from the shop, let alone decades later, I was always a kiwi and lemon kinda guy back then.

:Sick1:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
32 minutes ago, muggle said:

Apparently Mark Almond got an OBE, apart from a couple of very good songs I'm not too sure what else he did to deserve this honour...

I believe it was for his contribution to science for defining the British Standard measurement of jism volume.

Controversial in its day, the Almond is now recognised by bodies such as CEN and ISO - and is roughly equal to one stomach full...

;)

 

XYY

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
7 hours ago, muggle said:

Of course we should really have a vote, but if we are being true to protocol etc, perhaps spunko2010 should be the one to bestow the honours?!

Spunko, do you own a sword?  :D

Yes, not just anyone who can knight someone. I'd imagine Spunko has a sword, if not we could maybe chip in to get him one, and a crown too?

Swords :

1812c128fa6bfec7be6fff77ea4a3817--family

 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Other than @Carl Fimble's blatant, if one off, populism which saw him get the second most popular post we've not really gone in for this sort of thing so I'm not sure that a poll for this would be ideal as you'd have people soliciting popularity through the year rather than posting what they think.

It's also tricky here because there are a huge number of excellent posters and some of the best are low volume.

There are many posters I really like, including a small number with whom I don't agree ( @swissy_fit springs first to mind) which is a huge compliment, but for people who are of DOSBODS rather than on DOSBODS I would say:

@spunko2010 - a man so pissed off with the censorship on ToS that he actually did something about it.

@Carl Fimble - Mr DOSBODS himself. To the extent of wanting a DOSBODS manifesto, calendar, political party etc. !

@One percent - does she ever do any work? :P

 

The first triumvirate.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
2 minutes ago, Frank Hovis said:

Other than @Carl Fimble's blatant, if one off, populism which saw him get the second most popular post we've not really gone in for this sort of thing so I'm not sure that a poll for this would be ideal as you'd have people soliciting popularity through the year rather than posting what they think.

It's also tricky here because there are a huge number of excellent posters and some of the best are low volume.

There are many posters I really like, including a small number with whom I don't agree ( @swissy_fit springs first to mind) which is a huge compliment, but for people who are of DOSBODS rather than on DOSBODS I would say:

@spunko2010 - a man so pissed off with the censorship on ToS that he actually did something about it.

@Carl Fimble - Mr DOSBODS himself. To the extent of wanting a DOSBODS manifesto, calendar, political party etc. !

@One percent - does she ever do any work? :P

 

The first triumvirate.

Damn. Outed. Don't tell my boss. He thinks I am studiously researching and writing reports. xD

well in fairness I am, just not the Ines he thinks I'm doing. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
8 minutes ago, One percent said:

Damn. Outed. Don't tell my boss. He thinks I am studiously researching and writing reports. xD

well in fairness I am, just not the Ines he thinks I'm doing. 

Wish I had a job in the public sector.  Not bloody fair.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

A couple to add a think:

@spygirl for services to the English language 

@The XYY Man, a special award, the Toc H medal for services towards peace and harmony with the French and especially for ensuring a warm welcome to all French spys

2 minutes ago, Ina said:

Wish I had a job in the public sector.  Not bloody fair.

Tbf, I only work part time so it does leave most of the week for posting. :)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
3 minutes ago, Ina said:

Wish I had a job in the public sector.  Not bloody fair.

I have one as well and I can confirm that it's far better than working for a living :P

 

Actually most people within it really don't appreciate how lucky they are; I've known mostly younger people move into the private sector for an extra £5k on their salary and only last a few months before asking to come back.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
28 minutes ago, Frank Hovis said:

Other than @Carl Fimble's blatant, if one off, populism which saw him get the second most popular post we've not really gone in for this sort of thing so I'm not sure that a poll for this would be ideal as you'd have people soliciting popularity through the year rather than posting what they think.

It's also tricky here because there are a huge number of excellent posters and some of the best are low volume.

There are many posters I really like, including a small number with whom I don't agree ( @swissy_fit springs first to mind) which is a huge compliment, but for people who are of DOSBODS rather than on DOSBODS I would say:

@spunko2010 - a man so pissed off with the censorship on ToS that he actually did something about it.

@Carl Fimble - Mr DOSBODS himself. To the extent of wanting a DOSBODS manifesto, calendar, political party etc. !

@One percent - does she ever do any work? :P

 

The first triumvirate.

Try as I might Frank, I just can't envision them three as the father, the son, and the holy ghost.

I imagine them more as Rod, Jane and Freddy...

 

 

XYY

Edited by The XYY Man

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  

  • Similar Content

    • By spunko
      The nominations are in, and here are the nominees. Please only pick one, it's anonymous. The winner gets fuck all, it's just for fun, and frankly I can't afford any more Amazon vouchers. Only joking!

      Remember: you are voting for your favourite title, not the person who started the thread, nor the content of the thread etc.
       
       
      (I didn't add any threads that were already present on ToS as they are't DOSBODS originals)
    • By Chewing Grass
      Drum roll, for 2017 we have, in no particular order:-
      Bizarre things removed from vaginas in 2017
      In 2017 doctors have removed:
      scented soap a deodorant lid a bottle cap a penis ring with spikes on it rusty metal silicone balls, which the patient said were for "you know, for when your husband leaves town" a bike reflector headphones a hot towel clay a candlestick a lollipop a toy magic wand Bizarre things removed from penises in 2017
      Not to be outdone the blokes list comprises:
      a screw a four-inch metal sex toy a plastic spoon a Domino piece a piece of plastic shampoo bottle a coaxial cable Now some of those things are rather large for the size of the hole...
       
    • By Chewing Grass
      Its very hard to find numbers on this but the last couple of pages of this 10 page report have the info needed.
      Total generating capacity on a cold still evening excluding imports was 55GW.
      Mild winters since 2011 means peak demand has dropped by 10-15%, however the numbers in the graph are not peak demand which was 52GW last year and 53GW the year before, both not cold winters by any stretch of the imagination.

      Generating capacity available for this winter is as below.

      Strip out renewables and 54GW is available at 100% plant capacity.
      Add hydro and a short burst of storage and we get 58GW.
      Remember they hide these figures by using average demand not peak figures.

       
       

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.