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You have to accept that they've really hit on an amazing formula.

  • Identify things people at least sort-of like to do.
  • Get them to watch other people doing it instead of actually doing it.

Dancing, cooking, sitting around with friends, moaning about TV, eating, etc etc*.  These days you don't have to actually do anything -- just look at others doing it.

[* Obviously I've missed sex off this list, but that is what pornhub is for]

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5 minutes ago, dgul said:

You have to accept that they've really hit on an amazing formula.

  • Identify things people at least sort-of like to do.
  • Get them to watch other people doing it instead of actually doing it.

Dancing, cooking, sitting around with friends, moaning about TV, eating, etc etc*.  These days you don't have to actually do anything -- just look at others doing it.

[* Obviously I've missed sex off this list, but that is what pornhub is for]

Nailed it xD.

Then they can sit about and moan that the programs weren’t very good!

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11 minutes ago, Bedrag Justesen said:

Met these guys in Small Heath yesterday.

Off to Rio. 

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Aren't they all on trial for saluting something or other.  Ah safe haven Rio just like Ronnie Biggs.

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14 hours ago, Byron said:

My next holiday will be on google earth.

So much cheaper.

LOL I was thinking of going on holiday to visit Melbourne, Australia. I spent a few hours virtually touring round it on Google Earth and decided I'd seen enough!

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When someone genetically engineers a dog that doesn't smell funny, poop on the lawn, piss on furniture, shed hairs or need walking more than I want to do it I'll be first in line to buy one! I really like dogs except for those few things.

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8 minutes ago, Northern Welsh Midlander said:

When someone genetically engineers a dog that doesn't smell funny, poop on the lawn, piss on furniture, shed hairs or need walking more than I want to do it I'll be first in line to buy one! I really like dogs except for those few things.

Aside from pooping on the lawn I don't have any of those issues with my dog. It depends on the breed really. I am more of a small dogs person, big dogs seem to take over your life.

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3 hours ago, spunko2010 said:

People like walking the dog...? I don't, not in winter anyway. Luckily my dog is bone idle too.

I didn't realise you had a dog. An M4, chickens and a pond, but not a dog...

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