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The XYY Man

The make us laugh or fuck off thread

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As many of you will be aware, I am 53 years of age, and am fully-functional in all areas.

So, taking my girlfriend out to celebrate a milestone in our relationship should've been - as I'm sure you'll all agree - a very special occasion.

But of course, she's only 19 years old - and this prompted some tosser in the restaurant to call me a paedo...!

I must admit this completly put a downer on our tenth-anniversary celebrations...

;)

 

 

XYY

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22 hours ago, The XYY Man said:

As many of you will be aware, I am 53 years of age, and am fully-functional in all areas.

So, taking my girlfriend out to celebrate a milestone in our relationship should've been - as I'm sure you'll all agree - a very special occasion.

But of course, she's only 19 years old - and this prompted some tosser in the restaurant to call me a paedo...!

I must admit this completly put a downer on our tenth-anniversary celebrations...

;)

 

 

XYY

unlucky that her father was in the same mcdonalds as you 2

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10 hours ago, ashestoashes said:

unlucky that her father was in the same mcdonalds as you 2

Even luckier he didn't make any rude comment about wigs or trying to order quiche in McDs.

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18 minutes ago, The XYY Man said:

Just a quick "fuck off" to all of those who said my dyslexia would prevent me from ever earning a living with my poetry.

So far, I've sold ten plates, two jugs and a vase...

;)

 

XYY

 

Gosh, you, and all your jokes, you're such a wig

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