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The XYY Man

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Pirate walks into bar orders a drink.   He has a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. 

Bartender says: Excuse me you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?

Pirate(in Pirate voice): AAAhhhh I know it's drivin' me nuts  

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A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!"

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your dang beak to the bar you irritating dang duck!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No"

Duck says: "Got any bread?

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A boy is walking down the street, and he finds a welder's mask. He goes, 'Oh, cool -- a welder's mask,' and he picks it up and puts it on, and he's walking along, flipping it up and down, when a big car pulls up.

"'Pssst, kiddy, get in the car.'

The boy gets in, and he's riding along with this old man, playing with the welder's mask, and the old man says, 'Son, you know what frottage is?

The boy says, 'No, I don't,' flipping the mask up and down, and the old man says, 'Hey, kiddy, you know what mutual masturbation is?'

The boy says, 'Nope, never heard of it' -- flip, flip, flip -- and the old man leans over and says, 'Hey, kiddy, you know what paedophilia is?'

The boy looks at the man and says, 'Er -- I'm not really a welder.'

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There is a Eunuch's Association in India that has a limited membership. There are only 500 members allowed at any one time.

Each year they have their AGM at the Calcutta Race Club - and after the business session has concluded, they stage a race around the track for all members.

It's very exciting by all accounts - and I'm hearing that Sky might start showing it.

If it does get a TV show, remember it was me that first told you about the India Knackerless 500...

;)

 

 

XYY

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