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sarahbell

People do the strangest things ...

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2 hours ago, Cunning Plan said:

I think we should have a whip round and get him to call Mrs XYY to discuss personal topiary. Would be worth every penny.

I've heard that's she's got some wild thatch to sort out...Will Bob supply a strimmer?

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1 hour ago, Dave Beans said:

I've heard that's she's got some wild thatch to sort out...Will Bob supply a strimmer?

Nonsense. She has a topiared privet.

I believe it's on the interweb. Something to do with "fappening 2.0" whatever the hell that is.

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15 hours ago, Cunning Plan said:

I think we should have a whip round and get him to call Mrs XYY to discuss personal topiary. Would be worth every penny.

 

12 hours ago, Dave Beans said:

I've heard that's she's got some wild thatch to sort out...Will Bob supply a strimmer?

 

10 hours ago, Captain Cavey said:

Nonsense. She has a topiared privet.

I believe it's on the interweb. Something to do with "fappening 2.0" whatever the hell that is.

No chance, you perverted trio of twats.

There's no way I'm going on the radio to talk about something as dangerous as shaving my minge with a BIC razor..

I only ever tried it once - and accidentaly sliced-off my left fucking piss-flap...!

People used to say my saddle-bags looked like a pair of elephant's ears - except that nowadays there's one African, and one fucking Indian...!

 

Mrs XYY

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21 hours ago, Dave Beans said:

I've heard that's she's got some wild thatch to sort out...Will Bob supply a strimmer?

With anything as course as that you would need a brushcutter, Bob has them so it wouldn't be a problem. It would add another £48 though.

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