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stokiescum

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i enter my toshiba laptop into the fray,its been totaly abused its at least 8/9 years old and just keeps going.its been droped downstares i trod on the power input and broke it and the fan got stuck so i broke the vents to defluff it,i even fell asleep and left a fag burning on the caplocks key when i was drunk..pics to follow if my iphone 4 can handel it.

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20 minutes ago, MrPin said:

This ancient laptop has held up for nine years. Moore's law?

its fking imortal im telling you....i got a new one upstairs well new has in 4 years old ive never used it.me mums cast off it was 6 months old and it got the blue/black screen of death me mum being me mum sent me sister out to buy a new one in spite of me saying i might be able to fix it.i put the recovery disc in and fixed it me mum said fking hell but keep it lol,dont tell your sister .me mum possably has even less patience than i do her answer to everything is buy a new one.

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49 minutes ago, TheBlueCat said:

My colon.

im fked in the head aparently but my theorys on martial arts and self defence are not to the avarage taste,very effective mind u lol...and not very pc or indeed adire to the prase pugalsm.

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7 hours ago, stokiescum said:

its fking imortal im telling you....i got a new one upstairs well new has in 4 years old ive never used it.me mums cast off it was 6 months old and it got the blue/black screen of death me mum being me mum sent me sister out to buy a new one in spite of me saying i might be able to fix it.i put the recovery disc in and fixed it me mum said fking hell but keep it lol,dont tell your sister .me mum possably has even less patience than i do her answer to everything is buy a new one.

Have you got a younger bother ?

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I had an old and much-loved Escort where the electrics were shorting out against the body one by one; so intermittently coming on and then staying on until I noticed them and turned them off.

The only answer was to take out the fuse for the circuit so by the time I conceded defeat I had no alarm, no rear fog, and no rear heated window.

Add to that that it had to be coaxed to stay running when stationary (a manual choke would have been handy to keep the revs up) and I had to concede that it was pushing it to describe it as working okay.

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9 minutes ago, ILikeCake said:

The Economy, including high house prices.

Not if your name is Jeff Faiburn and you are the boss of Persimmon at the time to Help to Buy, the economy and house prices are both doing very nicely thak you

He will get a £75 million bonus today

(it was to be £100 million but he gave up £25 million due to mock outrage)

Jeff Fairburn, just another cunt

Edited by Hopeful

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7 hours ago, MrPin said:

What about moose pie, and beaver stew?

Those are fine.  I can get both easily but a good squirrel sandwich is the tops and hard to get.  We tried roast coon but a bit strong.  The Canadian national dish is poutine.  Delicious. 

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On 2/27/2018 at 07:48, OurDayWillCome said:

Medieval religions.

If only. I grew up thinking give it another few decades and we'll be free of this superstitious claptrap for ever. And now look... :(

Pensions.

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