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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5462937/Passenger-stripped-naked-watched-PORN-flight.html

A passenger on a flight from Malaysia has been arrested after reportedly stripping naked to watch porn before attacking a stewardess.  

Shortly after the Malindo Air flight departed from Kuala Lumpur on Saturday, the 20-year-old Bangladeshi took his clothes off and started watching pornography on his laptop, local media reported.

But he then tried to hug female crew members while on his way to the toilet, and when his advances were rejected he became aggressive and attacked a stewardess, the paper said.



There seem to be pictures of him pleasuring himself. 

We really need to think about the kinds of people we let out amongst others. 

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1 minute ago, dgul said:

They tied his hands with cloth?   I thought all planes carried zipties for exactly this sort of thing (well, disruption, not satisfying perversions).

Fuck does this happen a lot on planes?  o.O I’m not flying again. 

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8 minutes ago, One percent said:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5462937/Passenger-stripped-naked-watched-PORN-flight.html

A passenger on a flight from Malaysia has been arrested after reportedly stripping naked to watch porn before attacking a stewardess.  

Shortly after the Malindo Air flight departed from Kuala Lumpur on Saturday, the 20-year-old Bangladeshi took his clothes off and started watching pornography on his laptop, local media reported.

But he then tried to hug female crew members while on his way to the toilet, and when his advances were rejected he became aggressive and attacked a stewardess, the paper said.



There seem to be pictures of him pleasuring himself. 

We really need to think about the kinds of people we let out amongst others. 

Was having a conversation with Mrs H. the other day about this. We both agreed that there seemed to be a far greater number of serious weirdos about than we could ever remember. Not the Daily Mail lurking paedogeddon, but just total nutters almost everywhere you go. 

In respect to the story, Asia can be pretty odd for this sort of stuff. When I went to school in HK there was a bloke who used to lie down in the middle of the ferry terminal and wank himself off. He'd be dragged off for a shoeing but would always be back a few days later. Nothing broadens the mind more than having to step over a furiously masturbating Chinese man to get on the school bus.

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5 minutes ago, Sgt Hartman said:

Was having a conversation with Mrs H. the other day about this. We both agreed that there seemed to be a far greater number of serious weirdos about than we could ever remember. Not the Daily Mail lurking paedogeddon, but just total nutters almost everywhere you go. 

In respect to the story, Asia can be pretty odd for this sort of stuff. When I went to school in HK there was a bloke who used to lie down in the middle of the ferry terminal and wank himself off. He'd be dragged off for a shoeing but would always be back a few days later. Nothing broadens the mind more than having to step over a furiously masturbating Chinese man to get on the school bus.

xDo.O

well I hope that they  take this blokes passport off him. 

If I had been on the plane I would have been getting busy with a pair of scissors. 

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1 hour ago, One percent said:

Fuck does this happen a lot on planes?  o.O I’m not flying again. 

My wife saw a guy fapping to porn on a flight.  This random sample puts flying with perv at about 10%.

But, then, the random sample of 'my wife' puts 'serious mechanical incident during flight' at about 10%.

[she doesn't fly very often]

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On 3/5/2018 at 10:01, One percent said:

xDo.O

well I hope that they  take this blokes passport off him. 

If I had been on the plane I would have been getting busy with a pair of scissors. 

Trimming his pubes?

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1 hour ago, One percent said:

o.O  

did he keep his job?  

He was called into human resources and offered counselling.. He quit instead though. His mum then phoned up (he was in his twenties) to try and get his job back and said it was an OCD thing. 

I'm a bit OCD (I check everything is switched off many times) so I could sympathise with him. What do you tell potential employers at interviews? I left that job because I was repeatedly caught wanking at my desk?

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2 minutes ago, Great Guy said:

He was called into human resources and offered counselling.. He quit instead though. His mum then phoned up (he was in his twenties) to try and get his job back and said it was an OCD thing. 

I'm a bit OCD (I check everything is switched off many times) so I could sympathise with him. What do you tell potential employers at interviews? I left that job because I was repeatedly caught wanking at my desk?

I do that - the checking that stuff is turned off, rather than the thing at the desk. A lot of people do. I don’t though see how it’s related to the desk thing. I guess HR didn’t either. 

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1 minute ago, One percent said:

I do that - the checking that stuff is turned off, rather than the thing at the desk. A lot of people do. I don’t though see how it’s related to the desk thing. I guess HR didn’t either. 

I think OCD is just a compulsion to do something that doesn't make a lot of rational sense. Each morning I check my plugs are switched off, I know they are switched off, but I have to check they are switched off again. I also know my house is unlikely to burn down because I leave my TV on standby. However I still check my TV is switched off at the mains. 

I think OCD wanking is related to my condition (admittedly further up the weirdness spectrum). 

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1 minute ago, Great Guy said:

I think OCD is just a compulsion to do something that doesn't make a lot of rational sense. Each morning I check my plugs are switched off, I know they are switched off, but I have to check they are switched off again. I also know my house is unlikely to burn down because I leave my TV on standby. However I still check my TV is switched off at the mains. 

I think OCD wanking is related to my condition (admittedly further up the weirdness spectrum). 

I have managed to stop it. Lots of self conditioning over the years. 

I went shopping today.  20 miles there and then back again. Parked up in the car park to find I’d left my purse at home. 

Guess ive over conditioned myself. xD

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2 minutes ago, One percent said:

I have managed to stop it. Lots of self conditioning over the years.

:) any tips? I'm not bad, I only waste about 5 minutes a day checking stuff, however it would be good to spend an extra 5 minutes in bed... Wanking :) 

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Just now, Great Guy said:

:) any tips? I'm not bad, I only waste about 5 minutes a day checking stuff, however it would be good to spend an extra 5 minutes in bed... Wanking :) 

xD

my youngest daughter does it so I guess in part it is inherited. I just trained myself not to care. So what if the cooker is on, the door left open?  I think in part it is about caring too much. 

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6 minutes ago, One percent said:

xD

my youngest daughter does it so I guess in part it is inherited. I just trained myself not to care. So what if the cooker is on, the door left open?  I think in part it is about caring too much. 

I've only obsessed about two things, as far as I know.

The stable door, the bolt and the kick bolt. I would check them three times, look at them, turn away, look at them again, and then stare at them one more time.

The sea cock to the cooling water on my boat. Close it, and then look at it three times before leaving.

Odd.

Edited by Hopeful

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I remember a Bengali guy getting arrested in Bahrain for having intercourse with local sheep. Now if you want to do that sort of thing in Bahrain book into a hotel and ask for a room with Ewe. 

Messing with local sheep in Bahrain is dangerous business - those beauties are strictly reserved for the local lads. 

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