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Carl Fimble

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2 minutes ago, Carl Fimble said:

Shit, I can't think of one for E.....


Fucking thing is broken already! 

Sorry, I didn't think this through enough...


Possibly the biggest insult you could hurl at someone

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4 minutes ago, sarahbell said:

F is for fucking allotmenters.
G is for giant tools 
H is for half-brained idiots on allotments
I is for idiots on allotments
J is for jifuckingnormous twats on allotments.

I see you stopped just before

K is for killing

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4 hours ago, SNACR said:

P is for Puddle of mong jizz.

Usage: ‘Oh, you useless puddle of mong jizz’

An invaluable term for motivating junior staff etc.

Isn't there a double negative effect there? By saying "useless mong jizz" you are implying that "mong jizz" is normally useful... which of course it is not.

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