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The alternative reality that is London- the Alt-London thread


Chewing Grass

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Chewing Grass

Have a read of this article in the sub-standard.

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/wandsworth-murder-celebrities-horror-as-young-man-stabbed-to-death-on-their-doorstep-a3524911.html

Take a step back and marvel at the cliches.

1. Celebrities, some bird who had it off with Ryan Giggs, a Chef, an anonymous TV journalist who lives in a 2.5M house

2. Wansdworth

3. Its like a cutesy village

4. OMG some poor unfortunate has been stabbed

5. The prep-school is 13K a year

6. “Life really is cheap" but the houses are not and we can't sleep at night

Fuck Off

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4 minutes ago, Chewing Grass said:

Have a read of this article in the sub-standard.

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/wandsworth-murder-celebrities-horror-as-young-man-stabbed-to-death-on-their-doorstep-a3524911.html

Take a step back and marvel at the cliches.

1. Celebrities, some bird who had it off with Ryan Giggs, a Chef, an anonymous TV journalist who lives in a 2.5M house

2. Wansdworth

3. Its like a cutesy village

4. OMG some poor unfortunate has been stabbed

5. The prep-school is 13K a year

6. “Life really is cheap" but the houses are not and we can't sleep at night

Fuck Off

They want to try living in hackney. 

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On 4/27/2017 at 22:01, Chewing Grass said:

Have a read of this article in the sub-standard.

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/wandsworth-murder-celebrities-horror-as-young-man-stabbed-to-death-on-their-doorstep-a3524911.html

Take a step back and marvel at the cliches.

1. Celebrities, some bird who had it off with Ryan Giggs, a Chef, an anonymous TV journalist who lives in a 2.5M house

2. Wansdworth

3. Its like a cutesy village

4. OMG some poor unfortunate has been stabbed

5. The prep-school is 13K a year

6. “Life really is cheap" but the houses are not and we can't sleep at night

Fuck Off

Those poor so-called-celebs. 

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Crikey a £2.5M house. Mine is worth 19/6d, and I still haven't paid for all of it. Luckily, I am the only murderer around here.O.o

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Green Devil
On 2017-5-24 at 00:21, twocents said:

It's got so bad now that they're trying to make out that Wandsworth is up market :o

Like most of London, it's just the prices that are upmarket.

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