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TheBlueCat

Fucking Icelandic Banks At It Again!!!

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12 minutes ago, The XYY Man said:

My mate Victor just got back from a stag-night in Iceland.

"You should've seen the tits on the one I shagged in the capital city XYY" he said.

"Reykjavik" I replied.

"Not quite mate - but she did leave a few scratches"...

 

XYY

My wife's going on holiday to the Caribbean. Jamaica? No, she went of her own accord.

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I put money in their bank when it was still called Bejams.

 

Then my account was frozen.

5 hours ago, TheBlueCat said:

My wife's going on holiday to the Caribbean. Jamaica? No, she went of her own accord.

Ah! That's where I get it wrong.

Whenever I tell that joke, I say Majorca. No wonder I get funny looks.

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5 hours ago, TheBlueCat said:

My wife's going on holiday to the Caribbean. Jamaica? No, she went of her own accord.

I was suspicious of the tall, foreign-looking gentleman walking across the car-park of Gateshead International Athletics Stadium this morning.

He had an Adidas sports-bag that was eight-foot long by two-inches thick.

I stopped him - and asked "Are you a pole-vaulter"..?

"Yes," he said - "But how do you know my name"..?

 

XYY

 

 

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