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Chewing Grass

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16 minutes ago, Chewing Grass said:

Thought I would start a techy discussion, they seem a bit basic and rather industrial in relation to other kit, don't know what the market is for them but there are never any pre-owned ones on ebay.

I guess there are some things people just don't want to buy second hand...

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21 minutes ago, Chewing Grass said:

Thought I would start a techy discussion, they seem a bit basic and rather industrial in relation to other kit, don't know what the market is for them but there are never any pre-owned ones on ebay.

Yeah, I thought that.

Basically just a pommel horse, a sewing-machine motor, and a large dildo...

 

XYY

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3 minutes ago, The XYY Man said:

You'll have someone's eye out with that...!

 

XYY

Funny, that's what me ma said when I'd finished building it.

The advantage of a chain over a belt drive is you don't have to have it replaced every 5 years or 60,000 miles, whichever comes first.

Edited by davidg

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11 hours ago, MrPin said:

Come for a ride chicks! mechanical men are not for you!

Sex machines were apparently invented by the Victorians as a labour saving device. Apparently sex starved Victorian women would go to the docs for a good rogering and to save the Docs time he'd put them in a room with the old patented Steam Driven Cunny Pumper for 20 minutes while he got on with dealing with other more pressing issues, like a treatment of mercury for syphilis or maybe a course of leeches (for lunch).

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Yeah I think investing in one would probably pay dividends. You'd end up with an increasing amount of local women paying you a visit on a regular basis - in fact I remember a bloke on HPC a few years back claimed he had one and it led to some 'interesting' parties.

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On 26/03/2017 at 16:57, dgul said:

I used to like Sybian -- great battery life and much better in the early days than iPhone and Android.  Or am I getting confused?

I think so, The Arctic Monkeys were always much better.

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