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JackieO

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Checked into a hotel for a conference about an hour back.

The wench on reception was  a cold rude little fucker with a plastic smile.

Is this typical in the Home Counties?

 

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4 minutes ago, JackieO said:

Checked into a hotel for a conference about an hour back.

The wench on reception was  a cold rude little fucker with a plastic smile.

Is this typical in the Home Counties?

 

Fuck off.

😁

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My niece was on reception in a SE hotel tonight.

She said somebody checked in talking about whippets, black pudding and pigeons and said something like "reet gradely" which sounded very rude.  She said was very confused and nervous so forced a smile and checked her in as quickly as she could.

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14 minutes ago, Frank Hovis said:

My niece was on reception in a SE hotel tonight.

She said somebody checked in talking about whippets, black pudding and pigeons and said something like "reet gradely" which sounded very rude.  She said was very confused and nervous so forced a smile and checked her in as quickly as she could.

Did she say she was from Yorkshire? 

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3 minutes ago, JackieO said:

Wow so friendly here. 😛

I actually sound quite posh so they couldn't have known #NoWhippetsBlackPuddingOrSoundingYorkshireLike

Did you mention what your four bedroom detached house with half an acre of land cost?

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I've recently sold a 3 bed with 22 acres...

Do people really share this shit to strangers?

Just now, JackieO said:

I've recently sold a 3 bed with 22 acres...

Do people really share this shit to strangers?

Oh fuck :o

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Just now, JackieO said:

I've recently sold a 3 bed with 22 acres...

Do people really share this shit to strangers?

Apparently northerners do.

Southerners just lease a posh car and pretend they are wealthy.

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1 minute ago, JackieO said:

FFS I asked for a standard glass of wine and a small pizza...

I have massive bloody pizza and a teenie glass of wine :(

Sorry but who orders a 'standard' glass of wine.

It is either an anorexic or alcoholic measure. 

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17 minutes ago, JackieO said:

FFS I asked for a standard glass of wine and a small pizza...

I have massive bloody pizza and a teenie glass of wine :(

You are meant to use the mini bar. If you can't afford £20 for 20cl of wine and four cashews you really have no business being south of Watford.

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22 minutes ago, Cunning Plan said:

Sorry but who orders a 'standard' glass of wine.

It is either an anorexic or alcoholic measure. 

I bring my own one litre glass, and I expect it filled.

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1 hour ago, JackieO said:

Checked into a hotel for a conference about an hour back.

The wench on reception was  a cold rude little fucker with a plastic smile.

Is this typical in the Home Counties?

 

sounds like you got a native

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20 minutes ago, ashestoashes said:

sounds like you got a native

And 500 I- Spy points since as an English born hotel receptionist in the south of the UK must be as rare as a pork pie at a Barmitzvah now.

Luckily she turned on the charm.

Usually they are not that friendly.

Edited by Virgil Caine

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1 hour ago, JackieO said:

Checked into a hotel for a conference about an hour back.

The wench on reception was  a cold rude little fucker with a plastic smile.

Is this typical in the Home Counties?

 

In recent years my hotel visits to Southern uk it’s been more common to find a pretty Polish girl who is charming and good at their job on reception. 

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3 hours ago, swissy_fit said:

In recent years my hotel visits to Southern uk it’s been more common to find a pretty Polish girl who is charming and good at their job on reception. 

But with that cold, dead look behind their eyes?

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8 hours ago, JackieO said:

Checked into a hotel for a conference about an hour back.

The wench on reception was  a cold rude little fucker with a plastic smile.

Is this typical in the Home Counties?

 

Id be surprised if anyone in the hotel was British ....

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9 hours ago, JackieO said:

Checked into a hotel for a conference about an hour back.

The wench on reception was  a cold rude little fucker with a plastic smile.

Is this typical in the Home Counties?

 

"Look, my house makes more than me in a day - I don't need to be here!"

Edited by 201p

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